Hawt The Poop Thread, Drool (and anyone else) welcome

April23 said:
Once I pulled a tampon out and with it came all this blood. I got it on my hand, the floor and the toilet seat. Now remember... period blood isn't like regular blood. It's goopy shit.



He found it funny... I was a tad disgusted with a hit of giggle.
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The freakiest thing I've ever done was pass a clot the size of a lemon after childbirth, so I call the doc and he's all "only a lemon, no problem. If it's bigger than your fist let me know."
 
Fist and lemon are pretty close, no? That's pretty ballsy.

The Fist and Lemon would be a great bar name.
 
I imagine you have small fists, so was he going by my fist, his fist, your fist, the national average female fist size? I must know. It's driving me crazy that a doctor could be so vague with someone's life on the line.
 
I was about 11 years old out fishing with my dad. I was hungry so I grabbed a sandwich which some how hadn't been refrigerated and I asked my dad if it was still ok to eat because it was a little warm and had mayo on it. He said he thought it would be fine. He was WRONG! I dislike mayo to this day because of how sick I got from that sandwich. He apologized to me at the hospital later that night. I think he could tell I was pissed.
 
Sarcasmo said:
I imagine you have small fists, so was he going by my fist, his fist, your fist, the national average female fist size? I must know. It's driving me crazy that a doctor could be so vague with someone's life on the line.
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I was told my fist. It was smaller, but still big enough to be alarming when I'd never had anything remotely close to that happen before.
 
kiwi said:
The freakiest thing I've ever done was pass a clot the size of a lemon after childbirth, so I call the doc and he's all "only a lemon, no problem. If it's bigger than your fist let me know."
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God I love how disgusting you are. :lol:
 
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