Hawt The Poop Thread, Drool (and anyone else) welcome

[Petunia]

I've ALWAYS wanted to drop a nasty shit on the plane. Sadly, my shit doesn't stink very often.

i always shit on a plane. every single flight. never fails.
i think its the whole 'air sick' thing. you would figure i would be used to it by now since i have flown hundreds of times.
but no... there i am.... 20 thousand feet in the air... pinching the wickedest loaf

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Dropping a deuce in the seatback pocked on a plane would be epic

 

[Petunia]

i love flushing the toilet while still sitting on it.
it feels as tho my insides are gonna get sucked out. wee

 

[fly]

i love flushing the toilet while still sitting on it.
it feels as tho my insides are gonna get sucked out. wee

uhhh, wtf. your fat ass can get caught in that!

 

[JAXvillain]

uhhh, wtf. your fat ass can get caught in that!

they tested that on mythbusters and you can't get stuck

 

[tre]

I've ALWAYS wanted to drop a nasty shit on the plane. Sadly, my shit doesn't stink very often.

did that once on the way back from mexico. it was epic. beans are awesome.


this was the same flight that my some shit his pants something fierce. like running down his legs fierce, the diaper didn't stand a chance. then he threw up on my wife.

 

[fly]

did that once on the way back from mexico. it was epic. beans are awesome.


this was the same flight that my some shit his pants something fierce. like running down his legs fierce, the diaper didn't stand a chance. then he threw up on my wife.

I sense some Drool in your family tree...

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I have poolemma.

I just had a rum coffee and I can tell I really gotta go. However I've been using my toilet roll to blow my nose because I have a stupendous cold.

I have no house keys so if I leave I can't get back in. I have enough toilet roll probably to go to the bathroom but then that leaves me with nothing for my nose.

Shit.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Just wipe with your socks, then put them in the wash.
Or put them back on, whatever works for you.

 

[Petunia]

I have poolemma.

I just had a rum coffee and I can tell I really gotta go. However I've been using my toilet roll to blow my nose because I have a stupendous cold.

I have no house keys so if I leave I can't get back in. I have enough toilet roll probably to go to the bathroom but then that leaves me with nothing for my nose.

Shit.

use a lil face towel for your nose. i do, its much softer.

 

[JAXvillain]

put the socks back on and go for a skate down the hallway

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Just wipe with your socks, then put them in the wash.
Or put them back on, whatever works for you.

To be fair I don't think my socks could smell any worse at this point. Not that I can smell them much with this blocked up nose but I think it says a lot that I can even tell they smell bad.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

use a lil face towel for your nose. i do, its much softer.

Sounds gross. I used to use clothes for my snot when I was out of TP and the stains never went away with the wash.

 

[Petunia]

Sounds gross. I used to use clothes for my snot when I was out of TP and the stains never went away with the wash.

clearly you were washing with some british detergent & old bath water OR your snot is mixed with motor oil. wtf snot doesnt stain!

your socks stink. you have to shit. you have no toilet paper and you're worried about a little face cloth possibly getting stained?

 

[plot]

To make things worse, kiki just managed to actually put something into perspective.

 

[fly]

To make things worse, kiki just managed to actually put something into perspective.

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAA

 

[Sarcasmo]

Farmer blow in the sink, fgt

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I have poolemma.

I just had a rum coffee and I can tell I really gotta go. However I've been using my toilet roll to blow my nose because I have a stupendous cold.

I have no house keys so if I leave I can't get back in. I have enough toilet roll probably to go to the bathroom but then that leaves me with nothing for my nose.

Shit.

Spend the day in the tub with the shower going, and squish whatever down with your toes.

 

[fly]

Spend the day in the tub with the shower going, and squish whatever down with your toes.

Once when I had food poisoning, I laid in the shower puking and shitting. None of it had any form, so no squishing was necessary.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Once when I had food poisoning, I laid in the shower puking and shitting. None of it had any form, so no squishing was necessary.

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