Pics Au revoir my subjects, me and Di off to Windsor tonight!

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

She much prefers it when you lick her eye.

Ah Baroness Ashdon, so lovely to see you again.

 

[Duke]

Then I shall expect to hear nothing more of your complaints. Please forward any further correspondance through the Royal channels.

I'm about to channel a Royal ass whuppin'

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Please contain the royal banter to a single thread. This one.
Thanks.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Oh look, actual moderation, fancy that.

 

[Applesauce]

Then I shall expect to hear nothing more of your complaints. Please forward any further correspondance through the Royal channels.

I hope the ghost of King Henry VIII rapes you with his glowing penis.

 

[Coqui]

It's like 1 or 2 geek points shy of being a forum based LARP.

LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Party pooper??


EDGARRRR

 

[Coqui]

Si ustedes van a hablar en este tipo de idioma. Voy a hablar solamente en español.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Party pooper??

That phrase has different meanings depending on who you say it to

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Please contain the royal banter to a single thread. This one.
Thanks.

You handled that smashingly dear, now might I ask you do the same for that contingent of wayward souls that also creates several questionable threads per day?

 

[water]

Stop with the freaking royal family/medieval times talk.

It's not even funny, like at all!

Maybe in ONE thread, not spreading like Enema's hair gnats to every effing thread here.


DUMB!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You have upset your patron.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

My word indeed. Somebody seems to be a proverbial tear duct expelling yuong infant.

 

[kiwi]

Ah Baroness Ashdon, so lovely to see you again.

Yes I was on Holiday. Checking on my families assets in Australia. Why do we even bother with that land, such a dreadful place full of scoundrels and poor natives.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You handled that smashingly dear, now might I ask you do the same for that contingent of wayward souls that also creates several questionable threads per day?

An excellent plan. Somewhat reminiscent of the Soviets but fair is fair.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Yes I was on Holiday. Checking on my families assets in Australia. Why do we even bother with that land, such a dreadful place full of scoundrels and poor natives.

Your husband Baron Fightmonger has been advising me to sell off the land in part for years now. I am beginning to think he was right.

 

[tre]

We need to send the criminals and knaves someplace.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

That phrase has different meanings depending on who you say it to

I suggest you draw up some options for me.

 

[tre]

Mother, it's time for my weekly bath.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

We need to send the criminals and knaves someplace.

If only we had some sort of sub-fiefdom for them to dwell in.