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[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Back to hairless for Ape

Spoiler

I just wonder how the models work
I can just see it now:

"OK, now, youre naked, greased up, now...get a boner. Get a boner. Come on, get a boner. I need you to have a boner right now or youll ruin the shot. GET A BONER GODAMMIT!"

Thats a lot of pressure to work under, man.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

They show them pictures of cool whip containers dressed as bison.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

*schwing* !

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Works every time.

 

[dbzeag]

I just wonder how the models work
I can just see it now:

"OK, now, youre naked, greased up, now...get a boner. Get a boner. Come on, get a boner. I need you to have a boner right now or youll ruin the shot. GET A BONER GODAMMIT!"

Thats a lot of pressure to work under, man.

Um that's why they made Viagra.

 

[Duke]

Back to hairless for Ape

Spoiler

The man has no testicles.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Um that's why they made Viagra.

Um that why they have fluffers..

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Wow you are the king of the lame insults today.

That wasn't meant as an insult..........

 

[dbzeag]

The man has no testicles.

No, he's that horny his balls are that close to his chest. Chim's very large and low-hanging balls actually go so high they completely disappear INSIDE his hips when he is ready to blow.

 

[dbzeag]

Today's offering.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

That's pretty hot.

 

[APRIL]

I'd hit it.

 

[APRIL]

Well this is fun, objectifying men.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Well this is fun, objectifying men.

I agree, we should do this way more often.

 

[dbzeag]

I agree, we should do this way more often.

Should I move to twice a day?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Maybe two seperate guys every day, then we can all decide where we stand in our tastes?

 

[dbzeag]

Maybe two seperate guys every day, then we can all decide where we stand in our tastes?

Ahh very well. Another for today.

 

[APRIL]

Is he wearing my panties???

 

[Applesauce]

WHERE'S THE BULGE??

 

[dbzeag]

WHERE'S THE BULGE??

There really isn't anything to bulge with.