Bye Jerks

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I was pretty sure she had a vag the time she threatened to smear her menstrual blood on me when she was mad at me about something

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I've got a whole closet of baby wipes.

We're gonna need 'em.

Do you guys have one of them diaper genies?
How the hell does that thing work? Its a mystery to me.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Well bloods gotta come out somewhere....





..I typed that while eating my lunch.

You work in a hospital or something, do you not?

 

[JAXvillain]

The olive oil tricuit with the Kakauna Port Wine cheese spread is so damn delicious, I think God invented it to let sinners know what heaven was like.

melba toast puts triscuits to shame
or any cracker for that matter

 

[Duke]

Do you guys have one of them diaper genies?
How the hell does that thing work? Its a mystery to me.

Sign of the upcoming apocalypse #522.

Drool will soon start a 'How do I raise babee' thread.

:shudder:

 

[b_sinning]

Diaper genie is a must have if you have to change diapers. It seals the diapers in individual wrapped bags to cut down on smell.

 

[JAXvillain]

Do you guys have one of them diaper genies?
How the hell does that thing work? Its a mystery to me.

she wiggles her nose and the crappy diaper disappears?

 

[Duke]

melba toast puts triscuits to shame
or any cracker for that matter

True story,

I once loved melba toast.
Then, for some strange drunken reason, I hooked up with a girl named Melba at a college party.
My love for melba toast became toast, as did my drunken desires for Melba's 'nanny.
The End.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Do you guys have one of them diaper genies?
How the hell does that thing work? Its a mystery to me.

*goes to check*

Nope, we have a Diaper Champ. Real simple and uses regular kitchen trash bags.

Them Diaper Genie things I don't understand either. Who would want a long tube of diapers?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Sign of the upcoming apocalypse #522.

Drool will soon start a 'How do I raise babee' thread.

:shudder:

haow does i ras babby?

Diaper genie is a must have if you have to change diapers. It seals the diapers in individual wrapped bags to cut down on smell.

Now if I can just get the cats to go in it!

she wiggles her nose and the crappy diaper disappears?

I may just throw them on the neighbors lawn.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

triscuits are like eating pine needles and dirt

Since you put it that way

 

[Syrup Beaver]

waahh again

No, I'm sorry lady, we don't sell batteries here.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I may just throw them on the neighbors lawn.

Are there any dogs in the neighborhood?

Dogs love diapers.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Do you guys have one of them diaper genies?
How the hell does that thing work? Its a mystery to me.

I stopped using that thing after about 5 attempts. It's supposed to twists the bag between each diaper. When the chamber is full, you should be able to cut the bag use the genie itself, then empty it. Unfortunately the thing hardly ever worked and it stank to high heaven. I resorted back to tying up the diaper in a plastic shopping bag and tossing it in the garbage outside.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

If you toss 'em in the blender first, you can flush them.

 

[JAXvillain]

Are there any dogs in the neighborhood?

Dogs love diapers.

baby poop must be full of protein. that's the reason dogs turd burgle cat litter boxes

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Are there any dogs in the neighborhood?

Dogs love diapers.

Theres some chihuahuas a couple of yards over
Maybe I can throw the diapers at them and kill 2 birds with one poo

 

[Coqui]

*sigh* Time to post exclusively on yamneg

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

If you toss 'em in the blender first, you can flush them.

We have one of them big countertop mixers
will that work?

 

[JAXvillain]

If you toss 'em in the blender first, you can flush them.

blender? just get an industrial grade sink disposal