A Hooters Thread

Applie pie is practically the least satisfying type of pie available and baseball is like watching paint dry. Just because the US has a established cultural history of ersatz customer service doesnt mean it's something to hang onto. We also used to be obsessed with high pitched warbly singing voices but that died out too.

Dunno, cant think, brain melting halp
 
I don't think I've been to one since the 90's...food sucks and if I want to see tits that bad I'll go to a strip club
 
Mikey and I hit a hooters down at Baywalk not to long ago.

Needless to say, the service sucked more ass than Bubba Ho Tep, and the food was god awful.
 
Those little apple pie things Pizza Hut sells are fucking awesome. I ate an entire box of 12 on Friday night. I wasn't even hungry for the pizza after that.
 
Strip clubs suck. If I want to spend $50 to see some tits I'll buy a fuck buddy dinner instead. At least I'll get laid that way.
 
i've never been to hooters...for none other reason than because there's never been an opportunity. i've been to a couple of strip clubs, but never to hooter's.

now strip clubs are faaaaaascinating. i did some intense people-watching there. very intriguing. i remember being most surprised by the fact that most of the strippers had phenomonal bods and moves...but they seemed to be making out their grocery lists, or just checking out. i found that interesting that that seemed to be the norm...i guess it doesn't matter that they don't have to mentally be there? it was very interesting, and i'd love to talk to some just to find out exactly that. it didn't seem like the men minded, either, but i guess they really were just checking out the bodies. i guess i kind of figured that they'd want more expression from the girls, but that didn't seem accurate. very interesting stuff.
 
Strips clubs are an absolute waste of money.. You have to be desperate, and I mean really desperate, to want to pay that kind of money just to see tits.
 
Yeah but it's women who always want to go to strip clubs and hooters. I've never been interested of my own volition, I get dragged there by giggling women who usually tip the strippers and Im standing trying not to wonder why the floor is so sticky.
 
Ok is 'skrippa' slang for stripper or something? Everytime you say it it sounds like youre talking about a cabin in Catskills.
 
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