You will need:
1 pepperoni
1 nearby solar source
1 refridgerator
1 ziplock bag
1 putty knife
1 saltine
Place pepperoni under solar source for 5 hours
Insert pepperoni in ziplock bag
Place bag in refidgerator
Wait several weeks
Remove pepperoni from refridgerator and bag
Scrape mold from pepperoni onto saltine
Enjoy!
This should be in a recipe thread.