Im gonna mail all the women in this thread a jack russell terrier
Ok let's try this again:
Here is cut and paste what he said: Here is what I read: I was out on friday with a work buddy that had a wife pass for the night and she called while we were playing pool in a crowded loud bar...I was in the middle of a game and it was way too noisy for a phone conversation so I let it go to vmail...a few minutes later she emails me saying in so many words to go fuck myself for ignoring her and we were through...she pulled this same shit 2 weeks ago and I called her the next day and said wtf, are we cool? she apologized and said she was drunk...ok, I guess...second time when we've just started dating? get lost...she called me a few days ago and I didn't answer...the end?
Is this not the last thing that happened? Or do you need to go back to fucking grade school and learn how to construct and sentence.
OMG liek can I dress it up all fagolicious like and carry it everywhere?
this is really cracking me up how every guy completely understood it and the women not so much
this is really cracking me up how every guy completely understood it and the women not so much
oooooooooo little bitty man wants big knock out by big mama.
Sure, then youll all be too busy dealing with the spastic lil bastards to continue spreading your lunacy across the 'neterwebs.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
:cry: :cry: you can have her.
Actually can I trade it in for that shark?
What?
We cant trust the awesome power of the SpiderLaserBeeShark to a crazyass woman.
What?
We cant trust the awesome power of the SpiderLaserBeeShark to a crazyass woman.