shawndavid
Are you wanting making fuck berserker?
When I was a kid I had a horrible thumb and forefinger rolling technique which I employed dry. I never understood the lotion deal until college.
BWAHAHAHAHAH
- I keep bringing foster dogs home and re-realizing what horrible dog parents we are and should just give up.
- I don't put the dishes away in the dishwasher correctly.
- I forget about the laundry in the washing machine.
At least you put a bag in the FUCKING TRASH CAN
Plus I don't leave my shoes all over the closet floor so the gf trips on them in the dark.
Yeah thats right, I went there.
[youtubevid]jGqwSAVm3Ls[/youtubevid]I curse too much.
I work too much.
I talk too much.
I eat too much.
Did I mention I talk to much?
I get my feelings hurt easily, and that works against me a lot of the time.
I shop too much.
I spend money too freely (which is why I work so much) and on too many people.
I shop furiously when I'm upset (I got close to 30 pairs of shoes between last month and yesterday).
Lately I've been an asshole more than usual, and it's starting to bother me.
Jesus .. I just re-read this and I think I need some sort of medication or something .
I shop too much.
I spend money too freely (which is why I work so much) and on too many people.
My birthday is Tuesday...
What more do you want you already got one gift. JEEZUS
eww fatgirl germs