So Yeah, Fly is COMPLETELY Screwed

fly said:
I seem to remember visiting your house one time where there were six month old mcdonalds cups stuck to the counter tops and ashtrays that were last cleaned during the Reagan administration. Who are you?
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That was when I was working more than you have ever known bub.

7am - go to work

5pm - get off

5:30pm - night job

9pm - get off

30 minute drive, usually some food

10pm - back to first job

2am - home for beers

4am - sleep

I could have paid someone to clean it though since I was making shitloads but that was a choice I never made, you are right, I blame myself.
 
BeerAd said:
That was when I was working more than you have ever known bub.

7am - go to work

5pm - get off

5:30pm - night job

9pm - get off

30 minute drive, usually some food

10pm - back to first job

2am - home for beers

4am - sleep

I could have paid someone to clean it though since I was making shitloads but that was a choice I never made, you are right, I blame myself.
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How were you home enough to make it that messy then, huh? :p
 
fly said:
How were you home enough to make it that messy then, huh? :p
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Same time you were there, weekend parties :D


Not saying I wasn't lazy, just had quite a bit on my plate to clean up after the parties I had. That and I was pretty hard on drugs then too. Current house is always spotless though! Changed my mindset on having a clean house, I clean 45 minutes a day now even if there is nothing to clean. Makes me feel better about myself and how I live.
 
BeerAd said:
Same time you were there, weekend parties :D


Not saying I wasn't lazy, just had quite a bit on my plate to clean up after the parties I had. That and I was pretty hard on drugs then too. Current house is always spotless though! Changed my mindset on having a clean house, I clean 45 minutes a day now even if there is nothing to clean. Makes me feel better about myself and how I live.
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You know what makes me feel better about how you live?





Yeah, me either
 
fly said:
You know what makes me feel better about how you live?





Yeah, me either
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Yeah I was thinking about changing my lifestyle...


Find some crazy chick on the internet, have her give me herpes and be stuck with her for the rest of my life. She will bring home unwanted dogs to dirty our beds and then I will turn gay, touching other mens bungholes for pleasure. Working 50 hours a week hoping I die before suffering the indecency of Depends Undergarments.

:fly:

:heart:
 
BeerAd said:
I couldn't do it, just thinking of how cats jump in a box of shit everyday and dogs run around in dirt during there walks. I have always been really pissy about people even putting shoes on my bed though. Plus all the hair from them shedding :(

Can you tell you sleep with animals? Do you have to wash your covers on a daily basis?

Anytime I ask theses questions I get yelled at so let me make it clear that I am not calling you, your animals or your house dirty :D It just seems like they would leave stuff in the bed? I dunno though, havent done it personally so I cant really say.
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We have cat hair pretty much everywhere, that's just a given. Our solution to this is to vacuum often and only purchase sheets and comforters which can be washed often.

The biggest nuissance is cat hork. That's just the worst.
 
Sarcasmo said:
Talk about mud flaps
My baby's got 'em
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girl you can move it, you can move it around
move it back and forth baby upside down
girl you can make the mens heads turn round
whole lotta baby in this one horse town

whole lotta baby goin on
whole lotta baby goin on
whole lotta baby goin on
I love you honey wow

your a girl who can move it with out a doubt
if your gonna build a barn then build it stout
kinda long and lengthy and its hard as a rock
from your pink pig tails down to your body socks

whole lotta baby goin on
whole lotta baby goin on
whole lotta baby goin on
I love you honey wow

move with me, move with me move to the sound
move with me, move when the lights go down
shimmy and shake baby shake it downtown
a long way up but not too far around

whole lotta baby goin on
whole lotta baby goin on
whole lotta baby goin on
I love you honey wow
 
zengirl said:
We have cat hair pretty much everywhere, that's just a given. Our solution to this is to vacuum often and only purchase sheets and comforters which can be washed often.

The biggest nuissance is cat hork. That's just the worst.
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the kitties need more time under the processor

we should market those things


CPU kitty brushes! OVERCLOCK YOUR PUSSY!
 
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