The UF Spring Of 07 Group Photo Thread

As long as there's some kind of fucking going on, I'm good.

Fact: No one from Scotland has ever been raped except for both William Wallace and his wife in that one movie. Why? Because they will fuck you up. And not in the groovy sexual way.
 
Can I submit this as my entry?

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Fact: No one from Scotland has ever been raped except for both William Wallace and his wife in that one movie. Why? Because they will fuck you up. And not in the groovy sexual way.

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And I didn't think william was raped. That would have been the worst crime in humanity, a Scotsman violated unacceptingly.
 
That's what I was thinking. That's gotta suck, its what, six weeks of heal time?

Then after that it's still not the same?

Childbirth will make you crazy, especially if you're used to getting it a lot. Eventually you start doing and saying really weird things like "Okay, just lie there. I'll jerk off on your feet."
 
Childbirth will make you crazy, especially if you're used to getting it a lot. Eventually you start doing and saying really weird things like "Okay, just lie there. I'll jerk off on your feet."
I just tie a belt around my arm, paint my fingernails, put on her rings and pretend it's her doing it. So far it's worked.