She doesn't want to be in our after wedding pictures.
So I've been getting grief from my family that they don't have professional pictures of SchmilK and I together, so we decided that we're going to take the pictures that the photographer takes of the wedding and give those out to our families and just not tell them about the wedding... so they're going to have our wedding pictures and not even know it.
That just cracks me up
You are evil.