This one time I was a camp councelor at this crystal lake place. The female councelor's were so easy. Especially after that sports fanatic Jason softened them up for me.
Gah! I hope not. I'd wind up broken down on the bridge; that would be Crap-tacular.
Well my ford is back alive.
OMG
Last night, 1am the 13th. A mole got caught in a mousetrap (sticky kind) in my kitchen. It was still alive so I had to dispatch it... So I bashed it to death with a cement block.
WTF Man
Well... I missed with the block the first time and it was only like half dead. So I had to kill it more.
This is what insomniacs do! kekekekeke
i am bored as fuck....
GOD DAMNED LOCKif it makes you feel any better, spange jimmy'd the lock on fly and aprils room while they were fast asleep. droool hopped on fly, i got a piece of your sister and the whole time there were feminine moans of "No oh stop UNH." we have pictures and the gay man accompanied us.
I was photographed sucking drool's naughty bits AFTER he had already farted on me.
We had to do an emergency alternator switch on my car.
Is it dead Ford Day?