Anyone have a crazy Friday 13th story

[Floptical]

Anything weird or crazy happen to anyone on the Friday the 13th? My truck died today for no reason so thats a little weird.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Fly just tried to take a picture of a cats asshole, but the cat wouldnt cooperate.

 

[Floptical]

Fly just tried to take a picture of a cats asshole, but the cat wouldnt cooperate.

Was it a black cat?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Was it a black cat?

black & white

 

[thrawn]

Was it a black cat?

no but it had a worm hanging out of its ass

 

[APRIL]

We had to do an emergency alternator switch on my car.

Is it dead Ford Day?

 

[Floptical]

We had to do an emergency alternator switch on my car.

Is it dead Ford Day?

Thats what I think is wrong with mine.

 

[Galen]

I saw a black person

 

[Floptical]

I saw a black person

 

[Galen]

I know, you tell me.

It is a crazy Friday after all...

 

[Visker]

I had sex with a woman.

 

[Galen]

I had sex with a woman.

He said Friday the 13th, not September 31st.

 

[Floptical]

He said Friday the 13th, not September 31st.

 

[Visker]

MOTHER!

 

[Sarcasmo]

I sat in court all day researching pleadings and gathering information for various suits. Didn't eat lunch either. CRAZY

 

[Galen]

I sat in court all day researching pleadings and gathering information for various suits. Didn't eat lunch either. CRAZY

And there was me thinking you normally spent your friday silently comparing 2 attache cases, slowly breathing through your nose.

"Which one goes better with my "streets"?"

 

[Wessels]

i am bored as fuck....

 

[Sarcasmo]

And there was me thinking you normally spent your friday silently comparing 2 attache cases, slowly breathing through your nose.

"Which one goes better with my "streets"?"

The precision with which you described all of that is pretty frightening.

 

[InnerMuse]

We had to do an emergency alternator switch on my car.

Is it dead Ford Day?

Gah! I hope not. I'd wind up broken down on the bridge; that would be Crap-tacular.

 

[Galen]

The precision with which you described all of that is pretty frightening.

Like an autistic savant, I too see images leading to my answer.

The only problem is it's generally about how people shop or go about their daily routines.