Who else is a stick in the mud?

Everyone who is not going must show me their boobs or else you are nerds. And on the moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moonrocks.
 
Everyone who is not going must show me their boobs or else you are nerds. And on the moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moonrocks.

I hope the pictures from the meet reinforce my belief that you are a human version of recent Apple hardware.
 
Everyone who is not going must show me their boobs or else you are nerds. And on the moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moonrocks.

You want the nip with the hardware, the one that god gave me or both in the same frame? (gonna have to go 16x9 for option 3 of course, I'm not what you would call 'petite')