Halp Slowly becoming an eww-American

[Mr. Argumentor]

Yeah thats no fun at all.
But hey, now you can leave the terlit seat up all the time!

Just shit in the shower, then waffle stomp it down when its time to shower.

 

[Jehannum]

Just shit in the shower, then waffle stomp it down when its time to shower.

The @APRIL special?

 

[tre]

The @APRIL special?

How dare you, @APRIL is a lady. When she shits in the shower, she threatens to pee on @fly until he stomps it down the drain.

 

[Peppers]

I draw the line at living in OHIO
we will have to move
I want a lanai

It's called a porch. You can have one anywhere in the country.

 

[ZRH]

It's called a porch. You can have one anywhere in the country.

People come from Ohio, they don't go there.

 

[Jehannum]

I feel personally attacked

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

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egads!

 

[Petunia]

I've made at least three references to this shit in the past two months. None of ya'll have caught them.

Special prize to whoever* finds them all!!

*zrh not allowed.

well you and i spoke about this in private over a year ago but i just assumed things got better.

you do what you have to do babe. your mental health and happiness is # 1

 

[Petunia]

I'm looking forward to some of it. Some of it I definitely am not.

Finding a place to rent is gonna suck.

(Undisclosed Address), Terra Ceia, FL 34250 | Zillow

This 150 square feet Apartment home has 0 bedroom and 1 bathroom. It is in the 34250 ZIP code in Terra Ceia, FL.

www.zillow.com

ok so is there room for me ?
cuz i’m gonna need a place to crash at when i get my
green card Fidel

 

[Petunia]

I'm looking forward to some of it. Some of it I definitely am not.

Finding a place to rent is gonna suck.

(Undisclosed Address), Terra Ceia, FL 34250 | Zillow

This 150 square feet Apartment home has 0 bedroom and 1 bathroom. It is in the 34250 ZIP code in Terra Ceia, FL.

www.zillow.com

WHAT IN THE BATES MOTEL IS GOING ON HERE

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

well you and i spoke about this in private over a year ago but i just assumed things got better.

you do what you have to do babe. your mental health and happiness is # 1

Yeah, we did.
It did not.

I'm building speed, approaching escape velocity.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

WHAT IN THE BATES MOTEL IS GOING ON HERE

I especially liked the "kitchen" in that pic. A mini fridge with a microwave on a TV tray next to it.

A car guy I know manages a couple properties, its not what I want but it might hold me over till I can find something decent or the housing market crashes.

 

[fly]

I'm fine. Its been broken for a long while and I've been fighting against that. Takes two to make those changes, though.

Aww man, I thought that was a joke. Sorry bro. No fucking fun.

 

[fly]

It's called a porch. You can have one anywhere in the country.

A PORCH IS IN FRONT YOU NINNY

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Aww man, I thought that was a joke. Sorry bro. No fucking fun.

I shoulda said 5% before it.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

A PORCH IS IN FRONT YOU NINNY

I have one on the back
and its screened in
Its called a screened porch

 

[Petunia]

Yeah, we did.
It did not.

I'm building speed, approaching escape velocity.

watch out for those hookers and cocaine! they’ll get you every time

 

[fly]

I have one on the back
and its screened in
Its called a screened porch

Listen, just because you don't think a hot dog is a sandwich doesn't mean that it isn't. You've got yourself a lanai my friend.

 

[Petunia]

Listen, just because you don't think a hot dog is a sandwich doesn't mean that it isn't. You've got yourself a lanai my friend.

YAAY!

who ever has a lanai is going to win my heart

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

watch out for those hookers and cocaine! they’ll get you every time

Buddy of mine is a contractor. Recently had a customer that was getting her house remodeled for her 50th birthday. Said she was gonna buy $1k worth of coke and go to Vegas and fuck all the manwhores she could