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[CletusJones]

I’ll see if my husband is up for a plural wife.

We can get us a nice house in Colorado city.

I really did miss a ton these past few years. You're like full on Mormon now?

 

[Jehannum]

 

[Peppers]

i can’t believe im saying this ugh
but i think i want a green card

who wants to marry me?
i need to work in the US

I'll marry you if we can have a gyro truck at our wedding.

 

[Petunia]

I’ll see if my husband is up for a plural wife.

We can get us a nice house in Colorado city.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING

if I knew more about the polygamy lifestyle when I was younger, I would have most likely have been a sister wife
WITHOUT:
the religion
the broom dresses
multiple kids

Id wanna be a sister wife PLUS, be able to drink, travel, go shopping, get botox, only have ONE kid AND the other sister wife was hot so we could share. 3somes would have to be a must.

that would have been awesome

 

[Petunia]

ewww.

On all counts.

ugh trust!
but I wanna fly in the US cuz those FAs make way more money

 

[Petunia]

Yay

And I can get some sweet sweet canuckstani citizenship.

ok yes lets TRADE!!!!

 

[Petunia]

I'll be available soon. How you doin?

wait whaaaaaaaaat?!!?!?!?!?!??!!!?!?!?!?

 

[Petunia]

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I feel personally attacked

 

[Petunia]

I'll marry you if we can have a gyro truck at our wedding.

I draw the line at living in OHIO
we will have to move
I want a lanai

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

wait whaaaaaaaaat?!!?!?!?!?!??!!!?!?!?!?

I've made at least three references to this shit in the past two months. None of ya'll have caught them.

Special prize to whoever* finds them all!!

*zrh not allowed.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I've made at least three references to this shit in the past two months. None of ya'll have caught them.

Special prize to whoever* finds them all!!

*zrh not allowed.

I noticed, just wasnt gonna pry.

 

[kiwi]

I really did miss a ton these past few years. You're like full on Mormon now?

I’m pretty certain I’ve been full Mormon for awhile but I suppose maybe I haven’t been.

 

[Domon]

I’m pretty certain I’ve been full Mormon for awhile but I suppose I haven’t been.

only 40 years or so, not too long eh

 

[Domon]

I've made at least three references to this shit in the past two months. None of ya'll have caught them.

Special prize to whoever* finds them all!!

*zrh not allowed.

I only noticed this one, and chose to ignore. You ok man?

 

[kiwi]

only 40 years or so, not too long eh

Right?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I'm fine. Its been broken for a long while and I've been fighting against that. Takes two to make those changes, though.

 

[Domon]

I'm fine. Its been broken for a long while and I've been fighting against that. Takes two to make those changes, though.

Those slow realizations still suck, but it's less a shock and more an acceptance I guess.

I'm glad you're ok

 

[tre]

I noticed, just wasnt gonna pry.

Same, figured you’d elaborate when you felt like it

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I'm looking forward to some of it. Some of it I definitely am not.

Finding a place to rent is gonna suck.

(Undisclosed Address), Terra Ceia, FL 34250 | Zillow

This 150 square feet Apartment home has 0 bedroom and 1 bathroom. It is in the 34250 ZIP code in Terra Ceia, FL.

www.zillow.com

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'm fine. Its been broken for a long while and I've been fighting against that. Takes two to make those changes, though.

Yeah thats no fun at all.
But hey, now you can leave the terlit seat up all the time!