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[nukes]

they opened the liquor stores in the city today
you should see the lines, fucking insane

Just build a still out in the woods.

 

[DJBrenton]

Or cueing

Is this a snooker reference? You can't be talking about queueing surely.

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[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Is this a snooker reference? You can't be talking about queueing surely.

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Another person who can refer to my poem of the day for my sentiments on their post reply.

 

[DJBrenton]

Another person who can refer to my poem of the day for my sentiments on their post reply.

I refuse to read it as it's probably full of speeling mistooks.

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[adi]

Or cueing

or basic decency

 

[adi]

Just build a still out in the woods.

thats a good idea nukes baba

 

[nukes]

thats a good idea nukes baba

Business.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I have a confession. I didn't drink yesterday and I'm not drinking today either.

I'll probably drink a little tomorrow for the pub quiz. We have 6 cases of beer in the garage and 1 mini keg.

My knee hurts and I've self diagnosed as it could be gout. I think a couple of days off the sauce should cure it up. Otherwise I'll have to start with whiskey.

 

[OOD]

I have a confession. I didn't drink yesterday and I'm not drinking today either.

I'll probably drink a little tomorrow for the pub quiz. We have 6 cases of beer in the garage and 1 mini keg.

My knee hurts and I've self diagnosed as it could be gout. I think a couple of days off the sauce should cure it up. Otherwise I'll have to start with whiskey.

Not drinking for two whole days? Sounds healthy. I'll drink double for you.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Not drinking for two whole days? Sounds healthy. I'll drink double for you.

Thank you. You're doing the queens work.

 

[OOD]

Thank you. You're doing the queens work.

The queen gets up at 4am so can get up at 11:30. What a saint.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

The queen gets up at 4am so can get up at 11:30. What a saint.

You're already drunk, aren't you?

 

[OOD]

You're already drunk, aren't you?

Enough to say something stupid but not enough to do something stupid.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Enough to say something stupid but not enough to do something stupid.

Perfect equilibrium sir

 

[OOD]

Perfect equilibrium sir

If only I could maintain equilibrium. Im going to get stupid later, I just know it.

 

[OOD]

Shot of gin, fresh lemon juice, touch of simple syrup. It's good.

 

[OOD]

Pineapple-orange juice and Malibu. Liquid candy that'll get you drunk.

 

[OOD]

Got it in an old Tom & Jerry Welch's jelly jar.

 

[HipHugHer]

Got it in an old Tom & Jerry Welch's jelly jar.
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That's awesome.

 

[fly]

I don't care for rum, but we have a ton in the house. Suggestions of good rum cocktails that aren't sweet?