A pirate walks into a bar. The Bartender asks him why he has a steering wheel in his pants.
The pirate replied "Arrr, its driving me nuts!"
The pirate replied "Arrr, its driving me nuts!"
I said that in a Vietnamese accent in my head and it was perfectI want to go buy a Vietnamese sandwich, but they Bahn Mi from going outside
I should have named my son Kelvin, so that everybody else would know he's an absolute unit.
Rachael was pretty. Fairly robotic acting job tho.Convincing your girlfriend she's crazy or paranoid is gaslighting, and it's a dick move.
Convincing your girlfriend she's a robot with artificially implanted memories and emotions is bladerunning, and it's a Philip K. Dick move.
The thought of a withered pecker made me sad.Oh c'mon @wetwille, that one made you quack up just a little bit, admit it.