GAY Hooooooooly moooooooly

[fly]

i remember when @helenabear first spoke about the cup here a few years back and i was like omg eww.. i couldn’t understand having to dig in to a) insert cup b) dig in and remove cup, c) dump out periodz and d) rinse cup

jigga wut?

anyhoo this cup has since become insanely popular and even some of my friends use it and i’m still here like NOOOOPE!

Baby Jesus invented tampons for a reason!

How would it fit, I mean will all the dicks in there?

 

[APRIL]

Dicks and sausage fingers. It's a packed event. More packed than the claims of Trump rally attendee counts.

 

[HipHugHer]

Toss a bit of vodka in a the cup and viola! It's a bloody Mary shot.

I was about to say this cup is basically putting a shot glass in your hooha.

 

[nukes]

Toxic Shock

 

[fly]

words

 

[wetwillie]

That's actually a product for menstration already.

Yep. Sicilians have been going down for centuries. For the sponges.

 

[tre]

How would it fit, I mean will all the dicks in there?

she uses a red solo cup

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

ick

 

[APRIL]

she uses a red solo cup

I play winner on that beer pong game.

 

[Jehannum]

I play winner on that beer pong game.

Nobody wants to drink your red tide, so you'll be playing with yourself.

 

[Petunia]

I never cared much for the feel of period blood on my wiener. It kind of stung a little.

THATS CALLED HERPES

 

[Petunia]

Or Sea sponges. Zero carbon footprint.

soooooo true story

i inserted a sponge once and i could not retrieve it cuz of my miniature sausage fingers couldnt reach the stupid thing.
SOOOOO, my bff whos a lot bigger than me had to get it out for me.
google told her to use a spoon and i was like NOOOO ITS GONNA BE COLD

anyhoo the whole ordeal was one of the funniest things we have ever been thru. like it was so funny

i’m pretty sure i’ve shared this story here once upon a time

anyhoooo no more sponges for me. and that shit worked AMAZING.

 

[Petunia]

How would it fit, I mean will all the dicks in there?

lmaoooooooooooooooooo

 

[Petunia]

Dicks and sausage fingers. It's a packed event. More packed than the claims of Trump rally attendee counts.

it’s a fucking diva hole EXTRAVAGANZA

 

[Domon]

soooooo true story

i inserted a sponge once and i could not retrieve it cuz of my miniature sausage fingers couldnt reach the stupid thing.
SOOOOO, my bff whos a lot bigger than me had to get it out for me.
google told her to use a spoon and i was like NOOOO ITS GONNA BE COLD

anyhoo the whole ordeal was one of the funniest things we have ever been thru. like it was so funny

i’m pretty sure i’ve shared this story here once upon a time

anyhoooo no more sponges for me. and that shit worked AMAZING.

a spoon? what the fuck.

was this cosmo.com?

Things stuck in your vagina! You'll never guess what tools get them out.

1) spoon
2) chainsaw
3) magnets

 

[wetwillie]

a spoon? what the fuck.

was this cosmo.com?

Things stuck in your vagina! You'll never guess what tools get them out.

1) spoon
2) chainsaw
3) magnets

Turkey baster - squeeze the bulb before inserting and let it suck. Oh shit, these chicks are gonna start doing that for the whole period.

 

[Petunia]

a spoon? what the fuck.

was this cosmo.com?

Things stuck in your vagina! You'll never guess what tools get them out.

1) spoon
2) chainsaw
3) magnets

yes! a spoon!
it was to help SCOOP it out


i was like... it’s gonna be cold and she’s like i’ll run it under hot water and i was like THATS GONNA BURN MY CERVIX

anyhoo no spoon, just my best friends fingers

 

[wetwillie]

yes! a spoon!
it was to help SCOOP it out


i was like... it’s gonna be cold and she’s like i’ll run it under hot water and i was like THATS GONNA BURN MY CERVIX

anyhoo no spoon, just my best friends fingers

BFFs stinking for life

 

[Jehannum]

yes! a spoon!
it was to help SCOOP it out


i was like... it’s gonna be cold and she’s like i’ll run it under hot water and i was like THATS GONNA BURN MY CERVIX

anyhoo no spoon, just my best friends fingers

Now you can just use lil iPhone.

 

[fly]

soooooo true story

i inserted a sponge once and i could not retrieve it cuz of my miniature sausage fingers couldnt reach the stupid thing.
SOOOOO, my bff whos a lot bigger than me had to get it out for me.
google told her to use a spoon and i was like NOOOO ITS GONNA BE COLD

anyhoo the whole ordeal was one of the funniest things we have ever been thru. like it was so funny

i’m pretty sure i’ve shared this story here once upon a time

anyhoooo no more sponges for me. and that shit worked AMAZING.

I've watched this porn