GAY Hooooooooly moooooooly

[wetwillie]

from why i recall, the logic was that you have to insert spoon obviously facing up pressing down and help scoop it out WHILE your fingers are inside

i was like uhm hello FIRST OF ALL, IM PETITE

Fer a chick who claimed she liked girth, this is a strange issue.

Tell your friend to go sniff a finger!

 

[Petunia]

Fer a chick who claimed she liked girth, this is a strange issue.

Tell your friend to go sniff a finger!

a thick peen and a cold or hot spoon .. yup totally the same

 

[wetwillie]

a thick peen and a cold or hot spoon .. yup totally the same

Anything can be a spoon if you're brave enough.

Fine.
*She could have put the spoon in her mouth to get it to body temp. You could have told her "nope, still too cold" - just to be nasty.

 

[Jehannum]

I'd have just used needlenose pliers. Only a little bit bigger than muh ding dong.

 

[thintoast]

soooooo true story

i inserted a sponge once and i could not retrieve it cuz of my miniature sausage fingers couldnt reach the stupid thing.
SOOOOO, my bff whos a lot bigger than me had to get it out for me.
google told her to use a spoon and i was like NOOOO ITS GONNA BE COLD

anyhoo the whole ordeal was one of the funniest things we have ever been thru. like it was so funny

i’m pretty sure i’ve shared this story here once upon a time

anyhoooo no more sponges for me. and that shit worked AMAZING.

So... question...

Couldn't you go to Canadian Tire and pick up some twine to wrap around that sponge and let it hang out of your hooha? Like a homemade tampon?

 

[thintoast]

a thick peen and a cold or hot spoon .. yup totally the same

This is why you never came back to California to meet me. I feel like a cold spoon. But one of those spoons you use to feed an infant their pureed carrots. You know the one... with the rubbery waxy coating on it...

 

[Domon]

thintoasty shows back up after like a year of absence the first time @Maureen s vagina is mentioned.

 

[Jehannum]

thintoasty shows back up after like a year of absence the first time @Maureen s vagina is mentioned.

It's like the bat-signal.

Also, I'm sure there are bats living inside, too.

 

[thintoast]

It's like the bat-signal.

Also, I'm sure there are bats living inside, too.

There's not many opportunities for spelunking in SoCal, so when it happens it's definitely a treat.

 

[Frau Blugher]

So... question...

Couldn't you go to Canadian Tire and pick up some twine to wrap around that sponge and let it hang out of your hooha? Like a homemade tampon?

She is neither a handy or crafty girly-wirly .

 

[Frau Blugher]

I always tie a string to my " sound post " .

 

[nukes]

My Roku just auto rebooted for a second.

 

[fly]

just throw the spoons away when youre done

I once wrote in the guestbook for a beach rental unit that I had put every spoon in my ass.

 

[Domon]

I once wrote in the guestbook for a beach rental unit that I had put every spoon in my ass.

and thats how you ended up banned


who i am kidding, noone ever reads those guest books

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I once wrote in the guestbook for a beach rental unit that I had put every spoon in my ass.

this is why I hide the silverware when you come over

 

[fly]

this is why I hide the silverware when you come over

In your case, it was the mice and xbox controllers.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

fuck

 

[wetwillie]

I once wrote in the guestbook for a beach rental unit that I had put every spoon in my ass.

Friends went on honeymoon to Mexico(years ago) and left one of those disposable film cameras in their room. When they got home there were pictures of the help taking their toothbrushes to the ballsack.

 

[Petunia]

This is why you never came back to California to meet me. I feel like a cold spoon. But one of those spoons you use to feed an infant their pureed carrots. You know the one... with the rubbery waxy coating on it...

i love biting on that waxy-rubbery material.. like nibbling it

 

[Petunia]

hi guises!
looks like Snapchat finally got the Kiki filter!

Have a blessed day y’all