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"Catching driftwood in surf" sounds like a Darwin Award meme.If you wanna see some rugged coastline, take the entire Olympic Peninsula. I stayed at a cabin there once, checking in after dark. There was a sign in the kitchenette warning “Do NOT attempt to catch driftwood!” and the next morning, I saw why.
That piece of coast is where errant logs end up after washing ashore. OMG. Imagine tossing a stick into the surf and a log rolls over you in return.