GAY Who are the Flatboi Downs-Pt II

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I had a dream that I remembered (which is super rare) that these Chinese folks were wanting to get info out of me. They started by strapping me into a dentist chair and this sweet old lady walked over while her two henchmen opened my mouth.

When they put me in the chair, I thought “I can handle this. Pfffft”

Then she whipped out a pistol (a 22) that had a barrel about 2 feet long and put it in my mouth, the end of the barrel resting where my jaw hinges, way in back. I wiggled and she took it out. Henchmen, tighter hold. Barrel back in, carefully finding the hinge point.

That is all.
 
I had a dream that I remembered (which is super rare) that these Chinese folks were wanting to get info out of me. They started by strapping me into a dentist chair and this sweet old lady walked over while her two henchmen opened my mouth.

When they put me in the chair, I thought “I can handle this. Pfffft”

Then she whipped out a pistol (a 22) that had a barrel about 2 feet long and put it in my mouth, the end of the barrel resting where my jaw hinges, way in back. I wiggled and she took it out. Henchmen, tighter hold. Barrel back in, carefully finding the hinge point.

That is all.

You should have told her it's impolite to talk with your mouth full.
 
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Bitch was gonna blow my jaw off.

I saw a guy get hit in the center of his chin with a full can of beer swung sideways, and it tore half his jaw away from the other half. So gross.
 
I had a dream that I remembered (which is super rare) that these Chinese folks were wanting to get info out of me. They started by strapping me into a dentist chair and this sweet old lady walked over while her two henchmen opened my mouth.

When they put me in the chair, I thought “I can handle this. Pfffft”

Then she whipped out a pistol (a 22) that had a barrel about 2 feet long and put it in my mouth, the end of the barrel resting where my jaw hinges, way in back. I wiggled and she took it out. Henchmen, tighter hold. Barrel back in, carefully finding the hinge point.

That is all.

how often was it going in and out

this feels euphemism-y
 
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Hey @pacojas how's things?

things are brutal right now, Strings baba! between the floods, mudslides, and snowstorms i’m about to move back to Santa Cruz county.

this economy in Cali ain’t what it use to be! the whole world is watching us lose faith in humanity. we’re all broke and teetering on whether to eat or pay rent,..
Lawd hab mercy, Lawd

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i've recently stumbled across penetration testing (jokes aside) twitter and it's very cool. little tips and tricks and stories from people who make a living from breaking into secure offices under people's noses.

security, both physical and cyber, is a very intriguing field.
 
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You know man, you disappear and I can’t say anything because then everyone will make fun of me for showing concern, etc.

How are you? Well I hope.

Immi,.. love ya, man!
i’m doing well all things considered. just sad watching young folk living in cars out here. beautiful women, ppl w/ children, and especially old folk on fixed income. SAD
 
Immi,.. love ya, man!
i’m doing well all things considered. just sad watching young folk living in cars out here. beautiful women, ppl w/ children, and especially old folk on fixed income. SAD

I know. That kind of stress is tough on a person, and no one should have to face any of those obstacles in the era we live in.
 
things are brutal right now, Strings baba! between the floods, mudslides, and snowstorms i’m about to move back to Santa Cruz county.

this economy in Cali ain’t what it use to be! the whole world is watching us lose faith in humanity. we’re all broke and teetering on whether to eat or pay rent,..
Lawd hab mercy, Lawd

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Ola senor Paco.

This guy at work gave me a couple little what are allegedly real black market Cuban cigars from Cuba. I could mail them to you to help with the rent.
 
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things are brutal right now, Strings baba! between the floods, mudslides, and snowstorms i’m about to move back to Santa Cruz county.

this economy in Cali ain’t what it use to be! the whole world is watching us lose faith in humanity. we’re all broke and teetering on whether to eat or pay rent,..
Lawd hab mercy, Lawd

🌽 vs 🏠

Good grief. I was hoping you were absent from posting because you were doing great and got too busy.
 
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