GAY Combo Breaker Spam Thread

[august]

I'll be in Mexico next week. cant fuckin wait.

how do you ungravy something you never gravied? I want to negative-gravy you for this.

 

[august]

(but like actually I hope y'all have a great time)

 

[nukes]

my car read -13° this morning as I waited for the INSIDE of my windshield to defrost, so I just might.

I'm kinda fatty- may I recommend slow smoking with a low sodium dry rub. I'm plenty salty already.

 

[august]

I'm kinda fatty- may I recommend slow smoking with a low sodium dry rub. I'm plenty salty already.

start getting massages, gimme that marbling

 

[nukes]

start getting massages, gimme that marbling

Kobe Nukes

 

[Jehannum]

Kobe Nukes

Well, you're too fuckin' old to be Veal.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

its in the 40 here and everyones bitchin

 

[Valve1138]

It’s 13 here and windy as fuck.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

48 here.

I was not expecting it.

 

[Jehannum]

Gonna be 60°F(reedumb)/16°C this afternoon.

 

[kiwi]

I also am tired of these cold temps. I had to put on a 3/4 sleeve length shirt and pants this morning. Likely won’t be warm enough for shorts until around 2.

 

[august]

I also am tired of these cold temps. I had to put on a 3/4 sleeve length shirt and pants this morning. Likely won’t be warm enough for shorts until around 2.

 

[kiwi]

Mwahahahaha

 

[Amstel]

I'm about to go outside in similar temps in a futile attempt to remove some 4ft snowdrifts. If I don't post back in an hour please send the st. barnard dogs with their brandy barrels.

I went to the barn yesterday afternoon & it was a sultry 4 outside. The herd of geldings is "playing" in the pasture. 4 fucking degrees. The barn owner said that the day before, when it was a balmy 8 outside before sunset they had a hard time getting all the horses to come in. "Apparently this is their weather. They were running around like goofy kids that didn't want to come in for dinner."

I froze my ass off trying to give my boy an apple.

 

[Josh]

I'm about to go outside in similar temps in a futile attempt to remove some 4ft snowdrifts. If I don't post back in an hour please send the st. barnard dogs with their brandy barrels.

Snowblower wouldn't start, spent too much to fucking around with it. So I got shoveling which took almost an hour. Fingers were cold operating the phone.

 

[APRIL]

Geezus. That is way to cold for inhabitants. ew.

 

[fly]

I'm kinda fatty- may I recommend slow smoking with a low sodium dry rub. I'm plenty salty already.

UNHEALTHY

 

[Amstel]

 

[nukes]

UNHEALTHY

Then by all means don't eat me, vomiter.

 

[wetwillie]

Then by all means don't eat me, vomiter.

From what I hear lard is healthier than butter so you're still on the menu. But only for Good Friday.

Don't deny him the opportunity to feel your meat go up/down the throat.