Bad Jokes

[adi]

Effort counts too, Adi.

 

[gee]

Some guy just knocked on my door trying to sell me half price cans of sardines.

I thought it was a little fishy.

 

[Strings]

Some guy just knocked on my door trying to sell me half price cans of sardines.

I thought it was a little fishy.

I pump faked 3 times before hitting the gravy on this one.

 

[Frau Blugher]

 

[Frau Blugher]

Gave viagra to a wind-sock now it's always windy .

 

[Frau Blugher]

@nukes had to stop breaking up hooker fights at work due to a sequins allergy .

 

[nukes]

@nukes had to stop breaking up hooker fights at work due to a sequins allergy .

True story.

 

[OOD]

What did the chicken say before he crossed the road?

Spoiler

Chickens can't talk, dumbass.

 

[Duke]

what would you call the cleanest band in the world
power of shower

I'd call them Ajax

 

[adi]

I'd call them Ajax

 

[nukes]

What did the chicken say before he crossed the road?

Spoiler

Chickens can't talk, dumbass.

Should I also keep this a secret?

 

[Darth Handsome]

Some chickens talk & talk & talk

 

[nukes]

I say i say boy!

 

[wetwillie]

Two Egyptian priests are in the middle of embalming a body. One of them accidentally cuts their finger on an embalming tool, and proceeds to let out a string of swears. When his profanity finally subsides, the other priest turns to him and says "do you curse your mummy with that mouth?"

 

[Jehannum]

I wonder how much Monet he paid for this paint job.

 

[Amstel]

Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards. . .

. . .creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

 

[gee]

When Kevin Bacon makes a BLT sandwich, does he call it a Me-L-T?

 

[Jehannum]

How many s would Rob Zombie rob if Rob Zombie could rob s?

 

[nukes]

3

 

[Darth Handsome]

37 in a row