Hawt Soon, only the 1%....

[Jehannum]

I've never had to replace a toaster because it broke. But I have replaced them to match the decor changes.

I refuse to buy a single additional stainless steel appliance. I'd rather take a ball peen hammer to my remaining testicle than do that.

 

[\m/]

yes because having a clean nice appearing house is such a bad thing

So what you wanna put an overpriced $150 toaster in your kitchen? More power to you.

 

[Floptical]

I refuse to buy a single additional stainless steel appliance. I'd rather take a ball peen hammer to my remaining testicle than do that.

Yeah I hate normal looking stainless steel. It's very dated now and gets prints all over.

 

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That's the joke.

I had no idea.

 

[Jehannum]

I had no idea.

I'm here to help.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I like how the is wearing a wedding ring - typical braindead American male beta tradcon cuck putting his wife's pussy on a pedestal while simultaneously working fulltime to stock her fridge and put shoes in her closet AND completing her honey-do list on Saturdays just so he can keep her from screeching at him for three hours on Sunday during the game. In the meantime, while he's slaving away for his entitled #metoo princess, she's dreaming of Chad's cock and looking to monkey-branch the first chance she gets.

Monkey-branch?

 

[adi]

elton johns music = ugh

 

[Jehannum]

elton johns music = ugh

 

[adi]

william shatner = smeggy ugh

 

[\m/]

Monkey-branch?

Swinging from branch to branch (man to man) always looking for a more qualified mate. It's human (female) nature. As soon as something better comes along the hypergamous female will trade up. They are never single as there is always a thirsty male (or 2, or 3, or 10) waiting in the background.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Huh
Ok

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Swinging from branch to branch (man to man) always looking for a more qualified mate. It's human (female) nature. As soon as something better comes along the hypergamous female will trade up. They are never single as there is always a thirsty male (or 2, or 3, or 10) waiting in the background.

Who hurt you?

 

[adi]

Who hurt you?

reminds me of that deep purple song

 

[Duke]

reminds me of that deep purple song

Cherry Chocolate Rain?

 

[adi]

Cherry Chocolate Rain?

wot? i dont know that one
i was thinking about never before

 

[\m/]

Huh
Ok

This is something that happens more in the higher SMV communities, i.e. 7+ women and beta males.

If you've been with the same faithful woman for some time you are clearly an alpha male to her (you're not actually an alpha though, because alphas don't settle down, they pump-and-dump) as her SMV is so low she thinks she's won the mating lottery with you.

Plus, let's be real here, I know we're not dealing with 10s here (or even 6-9s).

Just know, most women absolutely cannot say no to alpha cock. If she's young and a horny Chad presents himself she'll take a bite. You don't stand a chance.

 

[gee]

elton johns music = ugh

He's one of the best and one of the worst.

goodbye yellow brick road = kickass.
crocodile rock = someone shoot me.

 

[Jehannum]

apparently one of you also shakes it out over the garbage or kitchen sink occasionally too.

I'm a true craftsman. I use compressed air.

 

[adi]

He's one of the best and one of the worst.

goodbye yellow brick road = kickass.
crocodile rock = someone shoot me.

cant stand his singing

 

[adi]

..and his songs and lyrics its the polar opposite of where my taste in music is