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[Jehannum]

I have a SMEG toaster and I love it.

Isn't Smeg the word that Red Dwarf used as a generic swear word?

 

[nukes]

"son, what kind of toaster is that?"
"It's a SMEG ma!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Isn't Smeg the word that Red Dwarf used as a generic swear word?

yes

 

[Jehannum]

Not sure I want your smegging toaster then, @Floptical.

 

[Floptical]

Not sure I want your smegging toaster then, @Floptical.

it's Italian

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I stopped buying Walmart toasters years ago. They’d quit like clockwork once a year.

Bought a Wearing, 6 years later it still works.

Picked up a Black & Decker toaster from Wal-Mart for $19 in Dec of 2009. Worked just fine until I moved in May of 2017 when I just tossed it in the trash. Figured it was time for a new one that didn't contain 8 YEARS worth of crumbs.

Anyway, keep trashing Wal-Mart and other low-income stores because you think it's the cool and hip thing to do. What, are you 12?

 

[Ledboots]

they misspelt it wheres the u

 

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it's Italian

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Speaking of "smeg-" related stuff, I heard that guy's packing a pretty thick hog.

 

[Ledboots]

I like how the is wearing a wedding ring - typical braindead American male beta tradcon cuck putting his wife's pussy on a pedestal while simultaneously working fulltime to stock her fridge and put shoes in her closet AND completing her honey-do list on Saturdays just so he can keep her from screeching at him for three hours on Sunday during the game. In the meantime, while he's slaving away for his entitled #metoo princess, she's dreaming of Chad's cock and looking to monkey-branch the first chance she gets.

You must be popular with the ladies

 

[Jehannum]

it's Italian

[GIPHY="italian"]https://media2.giphy.com/media/sfXAe0NlKgQSs/giphy.gif[/GIPHY]

Hold me closer Tony Danza.

 

[Jehannum]

Picked up a Black & Decker toaster from Wal-Mart for $19 in Dec of 2009. Worked just fine until I moved in May of 2017 when I just tossed it in the trash. Figured it was time for a new one that didn't contain 8 YEARS worth of crumbs.

Anyway, keep trashing Wal-Mart and other low-income stores because you think it's the cool and hip thing to do. What, are you 12?

I use a Westinghouse toaster that was given to me as a housewarming present at the last house, 17 years ago. Pretty sure it came from the Kmart down the road from that house.

 

[Amstel]

I use a Westinghouse toaster that was given to me as a housewarming present at the last house, 17 years ago. Pretty sure it came from the Kmart down the road from that house.

apparently one of you also shakes it out over the garbage or kitchen sink occasionally too.

 

[Floptical]

I use a Westinghouse toaster that was given to me as a housewarming present at the last house, 17 years ago. Pretty sure it came from the Kmart down the road from that house.

I've never had to replace a toaster because it broke. But I have replaced them to match the decor changes.

 

[\m/]

You must be popular with the ladies

Hits too close to home, does it, Princess? Keep that hamster wheel spinning as you try and bury deep down inside your biological need for hypergamy.

AWALT

 

[Amstel]

I've never had to replace a toaster because of broke. But I have replaced them to match the decor changes.

putting the hip in toaster. . .

 

[\m/]

Hold me closer Tony Danza.

I read that in Elton John's voice.

 

[Floptical]

putting the hip in toaster. . .

yes because having a clean nice appearing house is such a bad thing

 

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apparently one of you also shakes it out over the garbage or kitchen sink occasionally too.

I'm pretty lazy.

 

[nukes]

I read that in Elton John's voice.

Cause nobody knows what Bernie Taupin sounds like.

 

[Jehannum]

I read that in Elton John's voice.

That's the joke.