Hawt The Useless RPG Thread

[kiwi]

I hesitate as I feel the heat then climb the 10 feet up the rope.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Oh, well, better tank up then!
*guzzles more bourbon*

 

[Domon]

Sister Margaret climbs the rope, reaching the top with surprising agility

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Guess I start climbing up?

 

[Domon]

Round 2 end!

With a roar, the walls and floor of the tunnel seem to come alive, covered in a mass of writhing beetles and insects that rush towards the party. The party looks on... wondering what theyre running from.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

 

[Domon]

A wall of deep red flame bursts out of the tunnel, heading straight for the party, incinerating the insects as it rapidly catches up with them.... Sister Margaret, Afram, and Freon stare at the approaching flames, frozen in place.....

Only to slowly fade to black, and the floating words "to be continued" arise across the scene.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

John sits back from the screen and says "God damnit, that's a bunch of bullshit. Now we have to wait till God knows when to figure out what happens."

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Guys?
Still hanging from the rope here.
Wanna give me a hand?
Guys?
Hello?

 

[Domon]

Guys?
Still hanging from the rope here.
Wanna give me a hand?
Guys?
Hello?

all the people not protected by a solid rock wall and 8 feet of clearance are in a worse situation than you right now.

 

[kiwi]

all the people not protected by a solid rock wall and 8 feet of clearance are in a worse situation than you right now.

I climb back down the rope?

 

[Domon]

I climb back down the rope?

Maybe you do maybe you dont We'll find out next time. (aka, im goin home from work)

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I grab the edge of the ledge and hang off of it?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

ha ha suckers!

 

[Domon]

Lets hope freon's appletini lube wasnt oil based.

 

[fly]

Lets hope freon's appletini lube wasnt oil based.

It's always water based!

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Meanwhile, where the fuck is the rest of my party...

 

[fly]

Can someone put together a synopsis of what all happened and where we are?

 

[Domon]

Meanwhile, where the fuck is the rest of my party...

You and the maurader are still outside the tower

 

[thintoast]

I just rolled 2xd10, 2xd12, 1xd6 and have no idea what I'm doing here.