Hawt The Useless RPG Thread

[kiwi]

Can someone put together a synopsis of what all happened and where we are?

We opened the door to the blackness and pushed you inside. You managed to turn on the light and we all stumbled in after you to find ourselves on s ledge surrounded by a pit. Across from the ledge was a hallway. Three of us made it across the pit and are in the doorway with thd walls shaking and fire coming towards us. You are covered in water based lube (thankfully) that smells of appletinis which likely infuriated the monster. Drool hangs drunkenly below us suspended by a rope.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Drool hangs drunkenly below us suspended by a rope.

A flammable hempen rope.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

A flammable hempen rope.

Slathered in water-based appletini grease

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Slathered in water-based appletini grease

Any bets on whether the good Sister wiped any of it off as she climbed?

 

[Mrs. Valve]

You and the maurader are still outside the tower

Where'd everyone else go?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Where'd everyone else go?

Into the tower

 

[fly]

We opened the door to the blackness and pushed you inside. You managed to turn on the light and we all stumbled in after you to find ourselves on s ledge surrounded by a pit. Across from the ledge was a hallway. Three of us made it across the pit and are in the doorway with thd walls shaking and fire coming towards us. You are covered in water based lube (thankfully) that smells of appletinis which likely infuriated the monster. Drool hangs drunkenly below us suspended by a rope.

Can we just untie the rope? Wait..

Let's tell him if he tosses up the flask of bourbon, we'll pull him up. After he does, just untie the rope. He stinks anyway.

 

[Domon]

Lets get the party together, minimum of 4 again, and we'll continue

 

[fly]

 

[kiwi]

I should be able to participate again.

 

[Domon]

two

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Sure

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Can we just untie the rope? Wait..

Let's tell him if he tosses up the flask of bourbon, we'll pull him up. After he does, just untie the rope. He stinks anyway.

Next time Ill just throw you into the pit

 

[Domon]

one more!

@my little brony @Valve1138 @Mrs. Valve @Duke .... goddamn dude, we need a wizard, hurry up.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

sooooo.........

 

[adi]

Am i a wizard?

 

[fly]

one more!

@my little brony @Valve1138 @Mrs. Valve @Duke .... goddamn dude, we need a wizard, hurry up.

I HAVE A MAGIC WAND

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I HAVE A MAGIC WAND

 

[Valve1138]

one more!

@my little brony @Valve1138 @Mrs. Valve @Duke .... goddamn dude, we need a wizard, hurry up.

Busy making more pickles.