WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[Strings]

It'll only be 175 pounds of shit when it gets there.

With real rodent shit mixed in.

 

[Amstel]

Hendricks > *

But in reality, its a shitty spirit. Only slightly better than rum.

I've had Hendricks. & meh.

It's got a funky floral taste instead of juniper. A couple yrs ago I dated a girl who lurved it. I think in reality it was the uniqueness she liked. Bottle sits here waiting for someone else who wants some. . .

 

[Floptical]

It'll easily convert to a gin bar once they come back into fashion.

It's next on the list. Former popular alcohol, lost in the 70s. The Hipsters are just waiting for it to make a comeback.

we have multiple gin bars and places that make gin in CO

 

[Floptical]

That time was probably at least 5 years ago...

Probably a bit longer than that.

 

[Floptical]

I've had Hendricks. & meh.

It's got a funky floral taste instead of juniper. A couple yrs ago I dated a girl who lurved it. I think in reality it was the uniqueness she liked. Bottle sits here waiting for someone else who wants some. . .

Hendricks is by far the best commerical brand of gin. But you have to do it right to get it to taste correctly. It's made to be done with cucumber not lime.

 

[Amstel]

Hendricks is by far the best commerical brand of gin. But you have to do it right to get it to taste correctly. It's made to be done with cucumber not lime.

Whelp, that's it then because this broad loved double roses lime, a lime wedge, and tonic with hers. =

& I like a good G&T

 

[Floptical]

Whelp, that's it then because this broad loved double roses lime, a lime wedge, and tonic with hers. =

& I like a good G&T

yeah cucumber and club soda or tonic. I prefer the club soda because it has less of a sugar taste.

 

[Amstel]

people used to say that about bourbon

I made that up to support my argument

according to internet rules, FAIR BALL!

 

[Valve1138]

Tangueray is so 1983. Which explains why @Duke likes it.

Bombay Sapphire or GTFO.

 

[Floptical]

Tangueray is so 1983. Which explains why @Duke likes it.

Bombay Sapphire or GTFO.

Tangueray is good if you hung out with Tupac

 

[Duke]

Tangueray is good if you hung out with Tupac

Why do you think I'm so good at singing 'The Humpty Dance'?

 

[Duke]

-5% I was Shock G's rap double when he was off 'rehearsing' the song 'Freaks of the Industry' with some of the groupies..

 

[Amstel]

Tangueray is so 1983. Which explains why @Duke likes it.

Bombay Sapphire or GTFO.

I remember using my fake id to pick this up at the Kroger.

 

[Amstel]

I highly recommend looking into Fitness Equipment Sales for a job. It apparently pays OK, but my experience with these people is, at best, they're order takers and not sales reps. I think there may be good $$ in that position if you can actually discover customer needs and sell.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I'm working on a project my coworker started and they have a js file with 4500 lines.

 

[gee]

Let me guess... your co-worker then said "but with a good editor, you can just collapse the functions by default, and only expand the ones you need to!" or some other crap.

 

[Jehannum]

Let me guess... your co-worker then said "but with a good editor, you can just collapse the functions by default, and only expand the ones you need to!" or some other crap.

And like any reasonable person, @OzSTEEZ immediately throttled and defenestrated that dumbshit.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Let me guess... your co-worker then said "but with a good editor, you can just collapse the functions by default, and only expand the ones you need to!" or some other crap.

Lol he didn't say that, but that exactly what he does.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

And like any reasonable person, @OzSTEEZ immediately throttled and defenestrated that dumbshit.

I wish.

I want to rewrite the front end instead of dealing with his crap, but my boss won't like throwing 3 months work down the drain.

 

[Peppers]

I wasn't thrilled to be called back into work today after being there late last night until I heard a familiar voice coming down the hall..... The MILF Slayer!!!!

Me: hey man!! How you doing?

Milf Slayer: I'm doing great!! I love what I'm doing now! Don't have to work nearly as hard. I'm milking this shit for all its worth. Milking it like a tit! Like a big old milk filled titty! Not a d cup but bigger like a great fucking big DDD cup!! All that milk!! Woooooooooooi!!!!!

He walks away. As I'm still laughing my ass off from our encounter I hear echoing through the shop "MILK THEM FUCKING TITTIES!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

Damn I miss that kid