GAY ITT: We guess at forum members real names

I'm a beautiful butterfly :nev:
Here's a hypothetical question:
It's a Saturday night and a high roller client has gifted you with a visit to Madam Mona's Pleasure Palace. Madam Mona seats you on a divan and says " whenever you're ready choose a door".
Door A has a naked male picture.
Door B has a naked female picture.
Door C reads " chicken exit".
Which door do you choose, a b or c?
 
@Ledboots = Summer Sage
@my little brony = Shane
@august = Patricia
@Duke = Gary
@yeppers = Leslie
@Wessels = Benji
@Domon = Forrest
@fly = Darcy
@lol = Katie-Lee
@strawberry love = Maria Esmeralda Lupe Sandoval
@APRIL = Laurie Jinger Mae
@kiwi = Miriam
@Amstel = Tripp
@tre = Brock
@pacojas = Livingston Jah
@Valve1138 = Walter
@Mrs. Valve = Hazel
@thintoast = Garth
@Mustard Dispenser = Keith
@nukes = Duncan
@Floptical = Elliot
@Mr. Asa = Toby/Tobias
@DerHoggz = Shelby
@King Wickie = Oscar
@OzSTEEZ = Wayne
@Coqui = Hernando Julio Esteban Sandoval
@DJBrenton = Finnegan
@gee = Gordon/Gordie
@adi = Scott
@Strings = Samuel/Sam/Sammy
@Jehannum = Arthur/Art
@MacG = Valdemar
@helenabear = Lorraine
@Darth Handsome = Mr Kiki
 
Here's a hypothetical question:
It's a Saturday night and a high roller client has gifted you with a visit to Madam Mona's Pleasure Palace. Madam Mona seats you on a divan and says " whenever you're ready choose a door".
Door A has a naked male picture.
Door B has a naked female picture.
Door C reads " chicken exit".
Which door do you choose, a b or c?
Where's the back door?