WTF CAMPING (and outdoors-like stuff)

[plot]

When you get lucky as often as Darth does, Valentine's day is a good night to watch hockey alone with the dogs.
Wouldn't want any of the laydees getting romantic ideas.

you can't do valentines day without giving chicks the wrong impression. it's a day you gotta ghost.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Ya, Happy Singles Awareness Day @Darth Handsome

5 more % Im living the fuckin dream Ape

 

[Darth Handsome]

It's Mrs Handsome's b-day today. She's 41. I've already wished her well & sent her a pic of the Birthday Cougar.

 

[adi]

you can't do valentines day without giving chicks the wrong impression. it's a day you gotta ghost.

I concur.

 

[APRIL]

It's Mrs Handsome's b-day today. She's 41. I've already wished her well & sent her a pic of the Birthday Cougar.

You sent your ex a pic of a birthday cougar? Is this some chick you're slaying?

 

[nukes]

I used to contract this old French Canadian biker named Cormier to drive a cab. 5℅ the fucker was dumber than a box of rocks. Blew an engine in February by putting tap water in the radiator overflow, blew the engine plugs. Did the same with a modern 12 volt battery, put tapwater in the sealed cells.
The only redeeming act he did was when he totalled a cab one night at 2am he reacted in such a way as to make it look like the illegal mexican totalled my cab when I'm dead sure to this day he fell asleep at the wheel... Mexican ran from the scene and I got insurance money for a new chitbox.

 

[Darth Handsome]

You sent your ex a pic of a birthday cougar? Is this some chick you're slaying?

No, silly. The Birthday Cougar:

 

[plot]

i assume the actual cougar is on its way?

 

[Darth Handsome]

Laydees in their 40s loooooove* getting the Bday Cougar.







*not all of them. One laydee I sent it to still doesn't talk to me.....

 

[MacG]

The sun is out there too though. Even you like the sun.

I like the sun as long as I got sun glassess allright.

But people tend to go out more when the sun's out so fuck that.

 

[MacG]

Theres little else more exhilarating than taking a brisk shit in the woods.

You must have had a very boring life.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Not at all
But poopin in the woods is awesome

 

[fly]

It's Mrs Handsome's b-day today. She's 41. I've already wished her well & sent her a pic of the Birthday Cougar.

You still talk to the woman who shattered you? What a cuck...

 

[Darth Handsome]

You still talk to the woman who shattered you? What a cuck...

 

[fly]

 

[Darth Handsome]

The laydee who broke my heart was my daughters' mom, but that was before you were born & the phoenix has long since risen from the ashes.
Incidentally I still talk to her too.

 

[fly]

The laydee who broke my heart was my daughters' mom, but that was before you were born & the phoenix has long since risen from the ashes.
Incidentally I still talk to her too.

You know that even though I like Bieber, we're like the same age, right?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You know that even though I like Bieber, we're like the same age, right?

And we know why you like him and it aint for his singing

 

[Darth Handsome]

You know that even though I like Bieber, we're like the same age, right?

Oh shit that's right. Are we distinguished or what eh?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Just curious, did anyone who actually likes camping see the woot shit I posted?