WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[Valve1138]

 

[Valve1138]

omg you're killin me

I have financial managers.

When you're done choking/laughing lemme know.

 

[fly]

I will.

 

[kiwi]

You made no mention of your 'mix of stock strategies'. And this isn't your fund?
https://www.leggmason.com/content/d...itchbook-lm-multi-cap-blend-iii-mda-5-sma.pdf

My sister has tons of money doing nothing for her. She really just needs someone to tell her what to do with it. Where does she start?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

My sister has tons of money doing nothing for her. She really just needs someone to tell her what to do with it. Where does she start?

Send it to me and I will do stuff with it

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The money, that is, not your sister.

Altho, I would probably do stuff to her, too.

 

[kiwi]

Send it to me and I will do stuff with it

No I need her to get rich so she can take care of us when we want to retire.

 

[plot]

My sister has tons of money doing nothing for her. She really just needs someone to tell her what to do with it. Where does she start?

Craigslist.

 

[Domon]

No I need her to get rich so she can take care of us when we want to retire.

I thought that's why you had like 7 kids?

Sent from my A0001 using Tapatalk

 

[Jehannum]

My sister has tons of money doing nothing for her. She really just needs someone to tell her what to do with it. Where does she start?

There's two ways to go.

1) you can open a trading account with someone like Vanguard or Fidelity, and buy some index funds and forget about it
or
2) you can go to an investment bank like UBS open an account there, and get set up with a financial adviser.

I'm pretty sure @fly went the first way.
I went the second way.

There's plenty of articles advocating one way or the other, so believe what you want, and act accordingly.

 

[nukes]

My wife just cranked her 401K to "very aggressive" contribution levels. She wants to show less income. Gonna help my retirement I'll tell you wut.

 

[Darth Handsome]

My wife just cranked her 401K to "very aggressive" contribution levels. She wants to show less income. Gonna help my retirement I'll tell you wut.

She'll dump you before you retire.

 

[plot]

http://fortune.com/2016/05/11/warren-buffett-hedge-fund-bet/

buffet's index fund bet is dominating the pro's.

 

[nukes]

She'll dump you before you retire.

Of course, I'm a bum.
And she can do better

 

[Darth Handsome]

Of course, I'm a bum.
And she can do better

Pffft no she can't She's not even white.

 

[nukes]

Pffft no she can't She's not even white.

White people may have run our course.
We're 12℅ of the Earth's population and not particularly popular.
Edit:. I think it's 12℅, may actually be less

 

[Jehannum]

It's so hot in my office I'm starting to smell like the rotisserie chicken I had for dinner last night.

 

[nukes]

It's so hot in my office I'm starting to smell like the rotisserie chicken I had for dinner last night.

Jerry might bite you.

 

[Jehannum]

Jerry might bite you.

Jerry's not here today for some reason.

 

[nukes]

Jerry's not here today for some reason.

Somewhere, a Golden Corral manager is weeping.