Thread How much do you spend a week/month on groceries?

[Strings]

Ask strings I'm just like this in real life.
While we were on the phone, I held up the "NCs most wanted" newsletter for the gas station clerk and asked him "do I really look like this pic?"
THIS is why I usually keep my mouth shut in public.

At least the guy laughed before reaching for the bat.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

@King Wickie

I'll pay you my monthly chow budget if you post video of you getting your teeth kicked in, you retarded sperge queen.

I like the cut of your jib, son

 

[Domon]

I do, a damn good one. Im a multi-tasker, and a damn good one.

playing in a band isnt a job.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

playing in a band isnt a job.

But he looks good in the hat


edit - or not

 

[DJBrenton]

I eat out most of the time. Sometimes 3 times a day.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

About 400 USD per month.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

@King Wickie

I'll pay you my monthly chow budget if you post video of you getting your teeth kicked in, you retarded sperge queen.

meet me one on one and see if I don't fuck you up chump

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

there is nothing metal about you. i bet you are a queen fan

 

[Jehannum]

there is nothing metal about you. i bet you are a queen fan

Only Rob Halford is more metal than Freddy Mercury.

 

[nukes]

 

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meet me one on one and see if I don't fuck you up chump

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

Don't eyeball me tough guy when I was in the joint I fucked guys bigger than you

 

[Strings]

Wickie walks on the wild side.

 

[Darth Handsome]

You tell em, Wicks. You should tell more "in the joint" stories.

 

[APRIL]

Don't eyeball me tough guy when I was in the joint I fucked guys bigger than you

You fucked guys, eh?

 

[Darth Handsome]

You fucked guys, eh?

I knew this joke was coming. Tsk tsk tsk. Cmon April. Be better.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Actually that joke will probably go over well with the nitwits on this forum.

 

[tre]

Huh. I would have wagered Wickie would have been on the receiving end. But hey, good on you.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Don't eyeball me tough guy when I was in the joint I fucked guys bigger than you

By "the joint" he means "the boy scouts"

 

[nukes]

You fucked guys, eh?

Didn't we all?