WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[Petunia]

I've been unemployed for over 2 years. Life is good.

Damn! Do you have a sugar daddy too?


Sent from the iPhone7 that CEO didn't get me

 

[OOD]

Damn! Do you have a sugar daddy too?


Sent from the iPhone7 that CEO didn't get me

Hell no I'm just poor as fuck, but I'm not going to have strangers raising my kids if I can help it. So, we sacrifice a few luxuries. (All of them)

 

[adi]

Hell no I'm just poor as fuck, but I'm not going to have strangers raising my kids if I can help it. So, we sacrifice a few luxuries. (All of them)

I want Sylvia Massy to be my sugar momma

 

[Petunia]

Hell no I'm just poor as fuck, but I'm not going to have strangers raising my kids if I can help it. So, we sacrifice a few luxuries. (All of them)

That's admirable
So are you at the library using the free wifi

Daycare is MAD expensive


Sent from the iPhone7 that CEO didn't get me

 

[Darth Handsome]

That's admirable
So are you at the library using the free wifi

Daycare is MAD expensive


Sent from the iPhone7 that CEO didn't get me

Don't fall for it. He's just f'n lazy.

 

[Petunia]

Don't fall for it. He's just f'n lazy.

I bet he's obese too


Sent from the iPhone7 that CEO didn't get me

 

[OOD]

That's admirable
So are you at the library using the free wifi

Daycare is MAD expensive


Sent from the iPhone7 that CEO didn't get me

Stealing the wifi from my neighbors. They don't use a password.

 

[OOD]

I bet he's obese too


Sent from the iPhone7 that CEO didn't get me

Not even overweight. I've lost over 80 pounds since becoming a stay at home dad.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Stealing the wifi from my neighbors. They don't use a password.

Are you nailing his wife too? You're missing out on a wonderful opportunity.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Not even overweight. I've lost over 80 pounds since becoming a stay at home dad.

You sir, are a dynamite specimen.

 

[Petunia]

Stealing the wifi from my neighbors. They don't use a password.

I have no sympathy for stupid people


Sent from the iPhone7 that CEO didn't get me

 

[Darth Handsome]

I have no sympathy for stupid people


Sent from the iPhone7 that CEO didn't get me

Some people are stupid about their wifi. Others are stupid about their relationships, particularly when it comes to choosing a man. It's quite a phenomenon.

 

[Jehannum]

Jerry just ate a frito pie for lunch.

I can't wait for this afternoon. Maybe he'll blow a seam out.

 

[Strings]

They're honestly a great group
No trolling
Respectful
Cool
Contribute

I hope they stay

Youre my new best friend.

Now that the honeymoon is over ... Think she still loves us, Nukes?

@OOD gravied some old posts and I found some gems.

 

[MacG]

Hell no I'm just poor as fuck, but I'm not going to have strangers raising my kids if I can help it. So, we sacrifice a few luxuries. (All of them)

Don't put up with these free loaders man.

Make them wear worn out clothes, cover their faces with mud and make them beg in the streets.

 

[nukes]

Now that the honeymoon is over ... Think she still loves us, Nukes?

@OOD gravied some old posts and I found some gems.

OOD? Gravy?
No way man.
Oh and love. Sure thing man.

 

[adi]

Now that the honeymoon is over ... Think she still loves us, Nukes?

@OOD gravied some old posts and I found some gems.

Ditto, almost replied to some of them

 

[nukes]

All my alerts head to my email spam folder. The first two weeks here I got carpal tunnel trying to delete emails.

I collect alerts. Last known I had 40,000 then accidentally clicked the alert bell. I'm close to 5000 again.
If I hit 100000 they go on eBay.

 

[Strings]

All my alerts head to my email spam folder. The first two weeks here I got carpal tunnel trying to delete emails.

I collect alerts. Last known I had 40,000 then accidentally clicked the alert bell. I'm close to 5000 again.
If I hit 100000 they go on eBay.

You're a popular guy, Nukes.
How is life in the limelight?

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

You're a popular guy, Nukes.
How is life in the limelight?

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