Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
I've spent the last few days shoveling snow & vaping pot inside the house instead of the unheated garage.
In other words my balls are bigger & even if they're not go fuck yourself.
Ontopic A Thread About Butt Mustard, For Those Who Drive Automobiles
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I've spent the last few days shoveling snow & vaping pot inside the house instead of the unheated garage.
In other words my balls are bigger & even if they're not go fuck yourself.
pffft, those people sound like they dont understand heat dissipation as a function of distance from the source.
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
Your goal is to be mistaken for a young hermaphrodite who looks like a teenage girl/boy?
There have been multiple times when I go into "shit talk @APRIL" mode only to realize it's you.
Courtesy of a neighbors' borrowed "nascar advantage" jack, the Audi is back on 4 shoes again.
And for some fucking reason -18C weather causes half the lights in the car to blow. The car detects and beeps at you if a light bulb is out so now when you turn on the car... BEEP need new license plate light, BEEP need new left fog light, BEEP need new right fog light...
And for some fucking reason -18C weather causes half the lights in the car to blow. The car detects and beeps at you if a light bulb is out so now when you turn on the car... BEEP need new license plate light, BEEP need new left fog light, BEEP need new right fog light...
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Either the clamping bolt on the alternator in the Datsun wasn't all the way tight, or the belt is stretching, because I was getting belt squeal on the way home from the office today, and it's pretty loose when I checked it at home.
First thing you're supposed to do when you get a car is break the dinger. Everybody knows that.
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Nice V6 Mustang. Now fetch my coffee and read me the appointment list for the day, Secretary.
I can't dispute that.
List of fucked up shit:
gti: major coolant leak (probably the rad), needs PCV valve, needs inner tie rod ends, rocker panels are rusted out, needs some surface rust taken care of. Other than that it's actually in pretty good shape. Currently parked for the winter, I'll fix it when the snow fucks off.
audi: minor coolant leak (thermostat housing), clutch slave cylinder leak, stupid fucking 2-piece washer fluid reservoir is leaking, turbo oil return is leaking, handbrake cables freeze in the winter, rear wiper motor seized, airbag light (needs a new passenger airbag, which is recalled, dealer is waiting for parts), needs an AC pressure sender, and P0420 engine code.
honda: smashed in radiator which hasn't leaked yet, both airbags recalled (been recalled well over a year now, dealer still waiting on parts)
List of fucked up shit:
gti: major coolant leak (probably the rad), needs PCV valve, needs inner tie rod ends, rocker panels are rusted out, needs some surface rust taken care of. Other than that it's actually in pretty good shape. Currently parked for the winter, I'll fix it when the snow fucks off.
audi: minor coolant leak (thermostat housing), clutch slave cylinder leak, stupid fucking 2-piece washer fluid reservoir is leaking, turbo oil return is leaking, handbrake cables freeze in the winter, rear wiper motor seized, airbag light (needs a new passenger airbag, which is recalled, dealer is waiting for parts), needs an AC pressure sender, and P0420 engine code.
honda: smashed in radiator which hasn't leaked yet, both airbags recalled (been recalled well over a year now, dealer still waiting on parts)
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