1st day of school for the twins. Wife drops em off, I picks em up.
Cept on Thursday, I drop em off on Thursday.
Wednesday I get the day off, meaning she's off, she does the whole routine on Wednesday while I'm making the doughnuts.
I haven't been in the pickup line for over 2 months.
You think you people hate cabbies?
My kids attend an upscale charter school in Gaston county. Beemers, Lexus. Soccer moms. Visual deathrays of hatred aimed at me.
Which is nothing compared to the war I'm in with Ms. Andreas, the Lower School Principal.
The diatribe of animosity she displayed last year is unparalleled.
So fasten your seatbelts kiddies, School Daze are here.
Caveman Daddy just wants to remain Neanderthal and scrape money off the street, but mommy gotta work too.
Even tho ACA has made the insurance Mommy slaves for almost worthless, Daddy gotta pitch in too.
Fuck that bulldyke principal.
Right in the anus.
Cept on Thursday, I drop em off on Thursday.
Wednesday I get the day off, meaning she's off, she does the whole routine on Wednesday while I'm making the doughnuts.
I haven't been in the pickup line for over 2 months.
You think you people hate cabbies?
My kids attend an upscale charter school in Gaston county. Beemers, Lexus. Soccer moms. Visual deathrays of hatred aimed at me.
Which is nothing compared to the war I'm in with Ms. Andreas, the Lower School Principal.
The diatribe of animosity she displayed last year is unparalleled.
So fasten your seatbelts kiddies, School Daze are here.
Caveman Daddy just wants to remain Neanderthal and scrape money off the street, but mommy gotta work too.
Even tho ACA has made the insurance Mommy slaves for almost worthless, Daddy gotta pitch in too.
Fuck that bulldyke principal.
Right in the anus.