WTF On Overwhelming Negativity and the downward gravitational pull of sinking friends.

[APRIL]

What if she's been doing it for 40 years?

Because doing something for X number of years makes a person an instant expert. Even Einstein was wrong about static universes or something along those lines.

 

[nukes]

BOWROFL

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

you know what they say about short people who drive glass cabs.............

 

[nukes]

you know what they say about short people who drive glass cabs.............

No do tell, James.
What's the punchline to this smashing joke?
Unlike you, I work hard at my marriage so I see my kids all week when I'm not out driving and same for the weekend.

 

[Jehannum]

No do tell, James.
What's the punchline to this smashing joke?

I hear they set their plug gap to .030, to match their batting average.

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

Unlike you, I work hard at my marriage so I see my kids all week when I'm not out driving and same for the weekend.

WUT?

 

[nukes]

WUT?

Because I'm not divorced, silly.
Dont tell us you got full custody of the kids.

 

[DJBrenton]

He can't hear us over the sound of his CV he's screaming at us.

Oh you've played tennis? I was an instructor for blah blah blah. Wimbledon, blah blah.

Oh you like to cook? Fancy that, I have training with michelin rated restaurants and my buddy owns some place none of you guys can't afford to go to.

Oh you like dance music? Cough, EDM ya, well I've been in the industry for four centuries and my BFFs are just as old still spinning.

Gosh, I can keep going.

So you've done fuck all with your life.

Yes I'm a part-time tennis coach and I go to Wimbledon and Roland Garros. Yes, I worked as a chef at a fish restaurant in La Rochelle (not Michelin rated although my friend Sat has 2 stars). Yes, I travelled the world as dance dj. We don't all do fuck all with our lives or the same thing forever. So you're a low achiever. we don't all have to be. Sucks to not have done much with your life but that's your choice or your limitations whichever.

 

[fly]

Someone has a case of the Mondays!

 

[august]

A constant one-up shit fest.

maybe he can make a whiny baby thread about vaginas about it
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

Because I'm not divorced, silly.
Dont tell us you got full custody of the kids.

there were none

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

So you've done fuck all with your life.

Yes I'm a part-time tennis coach and I go to Wimbledon and Roland Garros. Yes, I worked as a chef at a fish restaurant in La Rochelle (not Michelin rated although my friend Sat has 2 stars). Yes, I travelled the world as dance dj. We don't all do fuck all with our lives or the same thing forever. So you're a low achiever. we don't all have to be. Sucks to not have done much with your life but that's your choice or your limitations whichever.

bro, it's Tuesday

it's not even Monday

 

[APRIL]

So you've done fuck all with your life.

Yes I'm a part-time tennis coach and I go to Wimbledon and Roland Garros. Yes, I worked as a chef at a fish restaurant in La Rochelle (not Michelin rated although my friend Sat has 2 stars). Yes, I travelled the world as dance dj. We don't all do fuck all with our lives or the same thing forever. So you're a low achiever. we don't all have to be. Sucks to not have done much with your life but that's your choice or your limitations whichever.

Mmhmm... You sure are bent on being better than everyone.

Do you hear yourself?

 

[DJBrenton]

Monday is the first day of my weekend bro.

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

Mmhmm... You sure are bent on being better than everyone.

Do you hear yourself?

the laughable irony

 

[APRIL]

maybe he can make a whiny baby thread about vaginas about it
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

He probably won't, unless he can make it all about him.

 

[Jehannum]

Monday is the first day of my weekend bro.

Shouldn't the days of the week ending in "Day" be your weekend, pensioner?

 

[APRIL]

the laughable irony

I will not tolerate someone one upping me in this area and you know it.

 

[DJBrenton]

Mmhmm... You sure are bent on being better than everyone.

Do you hear yourself?

Nope. I'm not better or more knowledgeable than many of the people here about lots of things. I wouldn't dream of arguing with Asa about engineering or lol about veterinary matters etc. I've yet to find out what you know anything about though. Sure doesn't stop you being opinionated does it?

 

[APRIL]

Shouldn't the days of the week ending in "Day" be your weekend, pensioner?

That was... Kind of the joke.