WTF On Overwhelming Negativity and the downward gravitational pull of sinking friends.

[DJBrenton]

In before he blows a lid on using apple concentrate.

This should be good.

I rest my case.

 

[APRIL]

Stop trying to be a know it all cunt on things you know fuck all about then. At least I DO know what I'm talking about when I argue. I've yet to find out what exactly you know anything about. I've probably seriously 'argued' on about 3 or 4 different things in the last 5 years so stop trying to pretend I think I 'know it all' or argue all the time. I just happen to know a pretty fucking big deal about the production of alcoholic drinks and you know the square root of fuck all. Jeez, one of my friends produced the Champion Beer of Britain in 2010. I'd never argue with him on the subject but you probably would,

There you go again. Exactly what I'm talking about.

 

[DJBrenton]

Also, I make shit ciders, but we make great beers. OMG THE HUGE MANATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So you just buy beer juice from the store and add yeast I presume. I mean that's how you make good beer right?

 

[APRIL]

I rest my case.

Apples aren't in season 24/7.

 

[fly]

So you just buy beer juice from the store and add yeast I presume. I mean that's how you make good beer right?

I don't think we're communicating well here.

 

[DJBrenton]

I don't think we're communicating well here.

Oh I think I'm communicating fine.

 

[APRIL]

I don't think we're communicating well here.

He can't hear us over the sound of his CV he's screaming at us.

 

[DJBrenton]

Apples aren't in season 24/7.

And that's why the best producers only make cider in the autumn. Oddly, we can buy them all year round though. Can;t you?

 

[Jehannum]

I'm going to go have a delicious lavender peppercorn beer while I wait.

It suddenly makes sense that you drive a V6 Mustang.

 

[Jehannum]

Also, I make shit ciders, but we make great beers. OMG THE HUGE MANATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You should probably stop trying to make cider with shit then.

 

[APRIL]

Oh you've played tennis? I was an instructor for blah blah blah. Wimbledon, blah blah.

Oh you like to cook? Fancy that, I have training with michelin rated restaurants and my buddy owns some place none of you guys can't afford to go to.

Oh you like dance music? Cough, EDM ya, well I've been in the industry for four centuries and my BFFs are just as old still spinning.

Gosh, I can keep going.

 

[APRIL]

A constant one-up shit fest.

 

[fly]

And that's why the best producers only make cider in the autumn. Oddly, we can buy them all year round though. Can;t you?

BTW, your daughter reported that all the ciders over there were shit. So do you REALLY have the pedigree to comment?

 

[Jehannum]

A constant one-up shit fest.

I see you've been to the Useless Forums in the past.

 

[Jehannum]

BTW, your daughter reported that all the ciders over there were shit. So do you REALLY have the pedigree to comment?

Culinary critique from someone who thinks that aging a sandwich in one's carry-all is a valid strategy is hardly expert or exhaustive.

 

[fly]

Culinary critique from someone who thinks that aging a sandwich in one's carry-all is hardly expert or exhaustive.

What if she's been doing it for 40 years?

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

No, I'm just not a dumb cunt like you. Explain just how complex cider production can get. Go, on. Tell me all the steps. Or admit you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. It's fucking apple juice left to ferment! That's all cider is. But quality cider needs a range of apples and can't be made out of store bought juice. It's that simple. @Applesauce Did NOT ask, how can I make shit cider did she? I don't care whether people 'respect me as some worldly wise one' . I just happen to have known more than you about brewing and cider making since before you were even born. You discovered it how long ago and you're arguing with me? You don;t even appreciate good beer. It has to have peanut fucking butter or shoe polish in.

damn son..... you seem really upset

 

[Jehannum]

What if she's been doing it for 40 years?

Wow, @Dory's got some serious mileage if she's claiming to only be 40 years old.

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

Stop trying to be a know it all cunt on things you know fuck all about then.

oh, I'm sorry

I was under the impression you two have met before

didn't realize this is your first time interacting

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

Culinary critique from someone who thinks that aging a sandwich in one's carry-all is hardly expert or exhaustive.

BOWROFL