Cool, 'cause I didn't know what happened. There goes my C+ average.
Still miss Lambies push-up deal.
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Cool, 'cause I didn't know what happened. There goes my C+ average.
Still miss Lambies push-up deal.
Amstel
The Hoarse Whisperer
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We're all a little sensitive 'cuz @fly is a jehovas witness.
Respect man.
Amstel
The Hoarse Whisperer
Neighbor family I grew up with was Jehovah"s Witness. We were Wisconsin Synod Lutheran.
Never a problem. Nice people. Could still pop in at each other's house today and be welcome.
You'd definitely be welcome at flys house too. They let anyone come and stay. Just be prepared to get raped while you are there.
Dharma1521
Soooo do I look as young as I look?
It's tough. I grew up in a medical family so I was telling the other first graders how shit really went down.Yesterday after school, my 9yr old asked me:
Mama what is Horny? my friend at school says it means penis but I think thats wrong.
so we had THE TALK last night and it was not what i expected at all... there were tears and everything.
we have talked about our body parts/general functions etc in the past, but not about the actual act of intercourse stuff.
so hes SUPER uncomfortable about the whole thing and hates saying vagina in front of me so we changed all the words to make him feel better and open up more.
penis = banana
testicles = grapes
vagina = pear
bum = coconut
breasts = melons (of course)
I explained to him how the daddy's banana enters the moms pear and EJACULATES the sperm in the mommy's pear and it swims to the egg to make a baby.
so he was like MY DADDY DID THAT TO YOUUUUU?!!?!?!? *cries*
is 9 yrs old too young for this? like he was SO UNCOMFORTABLE AND EVEN CRIED LOL!!! his school started health and sexuality this week so here we go....
it was a fkn mess.
i think some of us have kiddies around the same age... (except amstel)... have you guys walked down this slippery road yet?
@helenabear @kiwi @Amstel @Puff Dabby @Applesauce @Ledboots
I was sent home.
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If you're ready for it it isn't really rape is it?
^^ Note: proper conversational use of it it.
ya know, @Maureen,.. good for you! i was a horney little boy who thought the boys thing goes into the girl butt.
i mean,.. where else was a little boy going to put it?
i mean,.. where else was a little boy going to put it?
@helenabear
This is the name of the book
We are reading it cover to cover.
We were reading this section last night
Since we started this book he is 1000000% more comfortable and he hasn't called the vagina a pear
@Ledboots I took your advice and didn't bring it up to him but he asked if we could continue the book at bedtime and it was great we even had a little Q&A and he asked a ton of questions
Yesterday went waaaaaaay better lol
This is the name of the book
We are reading it cover to cover.
We were reading this section last night
Since we started this book he is 1000000% more comfortable and he hasn't called the vagina a pear
@Ledboots I took your advice and didn't bring it up to him but he asked if we could continue the book at bedtime and it was great we even had a little Q&A and he asked a ton of questions
Yesterday went waaaaaaay better lol
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
@helenabear
This is the name of the book
We are reading it cover to cover.
We were reading this section last night
Since we started this book he is 1000000% more comfortable and he hasn't called the vagina a pear
@Ledboots I took your advice and didn't bring it up to him but he asked if we could continue the book at bedtime and it was great we even had a little Q&A and he asked a ton of questions
Yesterday went waaaaaaay better lol
You're a great mom.
@helenabear
This is the name of the book
We are reading it cover to cover.
We were reading this section last night
Since we started this book he is 1000000% more comfortable and he hasn't called the vagina a pear
@Ledboots I took your advice and didn't bring it up to him but he asked if we could continue the book at bedtime and it was great we even had a little Q&A and he asked a ton of questions
Yesterday went waaaaaaay better lol
Is this on Oprah"s book list?
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
Fascinating that they illustrated the balls as blue.@helenabear
This is the name of the book
We are reading it cover to cover.
We were reading this section last night
Since we started this book he is 1000000% more comfortable and he hasn't called the vagina a pear
@Ledboots I took your advice and didn't bring it up to him but he asked if we could continue the book at bedtime and it was great we even had a little Q&A and he asked a ton of questions
Yesterday went waaaaaaay better lol
Male illustrator.
Married, most likely.
Lol who knows
I've had throw book for like 15 years
I helped a friend move and she had it and I took it and I'm like this book is great for my friends kid and I ended up packing it in my storage and I've had it this whole time
I guess it had its purpose
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
So what's the deal? You don't swallow but you take it in the hoop? There's some irony.
....of course it explains CEO's paranoia....("...is it just my jizz she doesn't like???...")
Thank you!!!!!! I realize he really does need to get it all together and a book with pics should help. Looks easy to read for him too.@helenabear
This is the name of the book
We are reading it cover to cover.
We were reading this section last night
Since we started this book he is 1000000% more comfortable and he hasn't called the vagina a pear
@Ledboots I took your advice and didn't bring it up to him but he asked if we could continue the book at bedtime and it was great we even had a little Q&A and he asked a ton of questions
Yesterday went waaaaaaay better lol
OMG in sure the peanut gallery will chime in with my spermz in the mouth phobia