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It all soaked into your meat.
That's what we do here. Marinate puff dabbys. Then eat them. And feed the scraps to our rabbits.
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No larger pleasure than eating the flesh of the conquered.
I hear tell you absorb all their energy and prowess.
That might be bullshit but it still tastes good. An army marches on its stomach.
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Ever see the portajohn at a construction site? Not a solid turd to be found. This gringo ain't got nothin' on those guys.
I don't get why people look down on cannibalism anyways. I mean, if I was starving, and your meat was there easy pickin's...damn right I'd eat you. Wouldn't even feel bad about it. I don't see what the big deal is. I mean, if you were starving and I was laying there all ready to be carved up and cooked, you'd be a damn fool not to. Might wanna steer clear of the liver though.
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Every time you say "I mean" like some nutless sportscaster I want to eat your liver with some fava beans and a big amerone.
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Shhhh. You got a good thing going. Don't pull a Hips and fuck it up all by yourself.
Did you realize that ribbons&tampons thread was chicks talking about chick stuff? Few posts in I discovered a lack of wiggleroom in my shorts. Then I realized it was 800+ pages long, mostly filled with dudes fucking up a good thing, as dudes tend to do. Then my pants were big enough again. Stupid dudes.
Cannibalism tends to quell a crowd. If any one of you has any interest in being honest with themselves it wouldn't be such a big deal though. Don't tell me for one second if it came down to eating another human or starving you wouldn't eat another human. You damn sure would and if you didn't, you would deservedly become food. I mean, who among us hasn't sometime in their life wished they couldn't just butcher somebody and eat the evidence? Don't be dishonest with yourself now. According to the nihilists/atheists/Satanists here, none of us have any purpose or meaning anyway, amarite?
The whole crux of the matter comes down to the quality of the meat, doesn't it? Look at the ribeye on a human. A pigeon could shit bigger than that. We're mostly thigh, ham, and ass. Some tough upper arm and shoulder. All of which would have to be cooked long, low, and slow to tender up. Ain't much on us you could fry up quick. We do have more going on in our lower legs than most animals though. Maybe deep-frying is the answer. Anything battered and fried is going to be good. Doesn't really matter what's inside the batter.
Please don't make me have to translate all that. Vickie doesn't like it when I bother her at work.