Thread this is why Dogs > Cats

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

cliffs. Baby had a stroke and is on life support in children hospital and the family dog refuses to leave her side.

 

[Darth Handsome]

From the looks of that dog he probably thinks the kid has food.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

dogs eat cat poop
FACT

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

dogs eat cat poop
FACT

only the dumb ones. the real dogs pits/rots eat cats

 

[Darth Handsome]

only the dumb ones. the real dogs pits/rots eat cats

...and babies, it would seem. That fat fucker in the picture is just waiting for the kid to flatline. Nothing worse than a fat buzzard.

 

[Puff Dabby]

cliffs. Baby had a stroke and is on life support in children hospital and the family dog refuses to leave her side.

 

[Petunia]

These disgusting animals in the very beds that your children sleep on makes me mad itchy

 

[Puff Dabby]

There's probably a salve for that.

 

[Petunia]

I'm still picking out the cat hair from my cooch from when I had that quickie with ETFC @APRIL's cat hotel

 

[Darth Handsome]

I'm still picking out the cat hair from my cooch from when I had that quickie with ETFC @APRIL's cat hotel

There's a ceo joke in here somewhere but Im not going looking for it.

 

[Jehannum]

There's a ceo joke in here somewhere but Im not going looking for it.

Given the cavernous nature of said cooch, you'd be looking for a long time.

 

[APRIL]

I'm still picking out the cat hair from my cooch from when I had that quickie with ETFC @APRIL's cat hotel

Awwww I miss that fat fucker, @edwardtheforumcat

 

[Domon]

dogs:

1) Smell bad
2) dont dispose of their own waste
3) eat their own waste
4) need regular baths
5) need regular walks
6) have terrible breath

cats:

1) dont care about you at all
2) may scratch things
3) .... thats about it.


cats > dogs

 

[Puff Dabby]

My dogs or my cats aren't like any of the things you listed except not picking up their own poop and needing baths. Bath time is fun at our house tho

Didn't know if you knew this but you will also have to bathe your babby

 

[Domon]

This dog could change my mind, in small doses though:

 

[Jehannum]

cats > dogs

They do make better Chinese food than dogs do.

But dogs make better Korean food than cats do.

So it's a tossup, really.

 

[Darth Handsome]

They do make better Chinese food than dogs do.

But dogs make better Korean food than cats do.

So it's a tossup, really.

People make better cannibal food. I'll be eating the lungs of an enemy for lunch.

 

[Jehannum]

People make better cannibal food. I'll be eating the lungs of an enemy for lunch.

 

[Jehannum]

I'm reasonably sure that for cannibalism to occur with my dogs, they'd only have to eat potatoes.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

dogs:

1) Smell bad
2) dont dispose of their own waste
3) eat their own waste
4) need regular baths
5) need regular walks
6) have terrible breath

cats:

1) dont care about you at all
2) may scratch things
3) .... thats about it.


cats > dogs

Cats shit inside your house.
Then they stand in the shitsand and kick it around getting it all over themselves.
Then they wander around your house, spreading the shitsand everywhere.