The duality of man.Fuck off. You think the same species that floods Google Images with that Kardashian bitch could make it to the moon?
The duality of man.Fuck off. You think the same species that floods Google Images with that Kardashian bitch could make it to the moon?
Is that why you were nice to me.
I am neutered, so technically, I'm not really a man anymore.
You had the double orcaectomy(sic)?Is that why you were nice to me.
I am neutered, so technically, I'm not really a man anymore.
Nah, I had one removed, and the other decommissioned.You had the double orcaectomy(sic)?
Brootal.
its funny when theyre all "im pregnant!" and im all "oh the guy at chevron must be thrilled!"
Nah, I had one removed, and the other decommissioned.
THIS would be a killer bedroom trick!do you have prosethetics? Do they light up or something cool?
I have a neuticle, but they wouldn't let me choose the size or the material.do you have prosethetics? Do they light up or something cool?
I have a neuticle, but they wouldn't let me choose the size or the material.
You also would be constantly aware of the metallurgical content of your belt buckle and pockets.I would have gone for a neodynium magnet. So i could sense electrical current flow with my balls.
I would have gone for a neodynium magnet. So i could sense electrical current flow with my balls.
You also would be constantly aware of the metallurgical content of your belt buckle and pockets.
"Sir, this is the thirteenth phone you've damaged this way. We don't know how you are doing it, but please stop."you'd never lose metallic things your put in your pockets. Its like a built in locking mechanism
I wanted to have one that matched the behavior of my (then) phone, a Droid 3. So, basically it wouldn't do anything, wouldn't pair to anything via bluetooth, wouldn't join any wifi networks successfully, and randomly exclaim "DROID" when it rebooted.I would have gone for a neodynium magnet. So i could sense electrical current flow with my balls.
what consists of a reboot.I wanted to have one that matched the behavior of my (then) phone, a Droid 3. So, basically it wouldn't do anything, wouldn't pair to anything via bluetooth, wouldn't join any wifi networks successfully, and randomly exclaim "DROID" when it rebooted.