FYI A thread to entertain and ejaculcate thintoast

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Fuck off. You think the same species that floods Google Images with that Kardashian bitch could make it to the moon?

The duality of man.

 

[hydra]

Is that why you were nice to me.

I am neutered, so technically, I'm not really a man anymore.

 

[nukes]

Is that why you were nice to me.

I am neutered, so technically, I'm not really a man anymore.

You had the double orcaectomy(sic)?
Brootal.

 

[hydra]

its funny when theyre all "im pregnant!" and im all "oh the guy at chevron must be thrilled!"

 

[Jehannum]

You had the double orcaectomy(sic)?
Brootal.

Nah, I had one removed, and the other decommissioned.

 

[Darth Handsome]

its funny when theyre all "im pregnant!" and im all "oh the guy at chevron must be thrilled!"

Okay, good. Very artistic post.

 

[hydra]

Nah, I had one removed, and the other decommissioned.

do you have prosethetics? Do they light up or something cool?

 

[hydra]

i would get one purple and one green i think. it would go with my halloween costume.

 

[Amstel]

do you have prosethetics? Do they light up or something cool?

THIS would be a killer bedroom trick!

 

[Jehannum]

do you have prosethetics? Do they light up or something cool?

I have a neuticle, but they wouldn't let me choose the size or the material.

 

[Domon]

I have a neuticle, but they wouldn't let me choose the size or the material.

I would have gone for a neodynium magnet. So i could sense electrical current flow with my balls.

 

[Jehannum]

I would have gone for a neodynium magnet. So i could sense electrical current flow with my balls.

You also would be constantly aware of the metallurgical content of your belt buckle and pockets.

 

[hydra]

I would have gone for a neodynium magnet. So i could sense electrical current flow with my balls.

downside. flying metal objects attracted to dick and sack.

 

[hydra]

or are you into that?

 

[hydra]

do you have cool adult piercings???

 

[Domon]

You also would be constantly aware of the metallurgical content of your belt buckle and pockets.

you'd never lose metallic things your put in your pockets. Its like a built in locking mechanism

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

you'd never lose metallic things your put in your pockets. Its like a built in locking mechanism

"Sir, this is the thirteenth phone you've damaged this way. We don't know how you are doing it, but please stop."

 

[Jehannum]

I would have gone for a neodynium magnet. So i could sense electrical current flow with my balls.

I wanted to have one that matched the behavior of my (then) phone, a Droid 3. So, basically it wouldn't do anything, wouldn't pair to anything via bluetooth, wouldn't join any wifi networks successfully, and randomly exclaim "DROID" when it rebooted.

 

[Titus Crow]

Fucking right

 

[Domon]

I wanted to have one that matched the behavior of my (then) phone, a Droid 3. So, basically it wouldn't do anything, wouldn't pair to anything via bluetooth, wouldn't join any wifi networks successfully, and randomly exclaim "DROID" when it rebooted.

what consists of a reboot.