Guises! I'm alive (for now)
Sooooooo while in Amsterdam I bought some weed grinders. They are gifts for my people back home.
Anyhooooo while going thru security in Dubai they pulled me aside as they found them in my bag going thru the X-ray machine.
Like these people knew exactly where to look and what to get!
Fucking ninjas!
Some Arab lady with the most evil look on her face was going thru my other stuff and she pulls out my tampons and OPENS THEM ALL -bitch in bleeeeeeding UGHHHHH
Then they asked me what the grinders were even tho they knew full well what they were and my flight was from AMS..
I just kept saying "souvenirs"
THANK GOD that the dude at the store told me to take pics of me buying the grinders and to keep the receipt which is the only thing that saved me from being held in prison for the next 45 years!
I was gonna bring some cannabis lollipops but the dude at the store was like NOOOO THE ARABS WILL STONE YOU TO DEATH!
Anyhoo the evil Arab lady who legit freighted the fuck out of me let me go.
And she said TAKE YOUR TAMPONS WITH YOU
So far I've slept for what seems like forever cuz this jet lag is groce and I haven't even left the condo yet.