[Contest] UF Xmas Giveaway, Week 1

[thintoast]

you guys know they're selling these stories right

Amazon wouldn't even sell mine under their Free Reading section.

I'm pretty sure I couldn't even get into the Walmart Bargain Bin...

 

[my little brony]

you guys know they're selling these stories right

nothing I write is going to make any money

if anything it'll just result in yet another warrant for @fly's arrest

 

[Coqui]

If you try to make it look like a mention, you need to underline it and change the color.

It worked well enough

 

[my little brony]

It worked well enough

I don't think it's ever going to fail with certain people

 

[plot]

I don't think it's ever going to fail with certain people

Of course it'll never work on Tapatalk, but that's just another didn't l testament of how crappy this program is.

 

[Petunia]

If you try to make it look like a mention, you need to underline it and change the color.

 

[strawberry love]

Can someone write something for me??

 

[my little brony]

omg just write something you know you're good at it

 

[Petunia]

eww is this due 2moro??

OMG

 

[Duke]

eww is this due 2moro??

OMG

Nope. Thursday.

You have 48 hours.

 

[Petunia]

Ok.ok... I'll think of something

 

[strawberry love]

YEAH BUDDY

 

[Ledboots]

Can someone write something for me??

I have an idea, but laziness...

 

[strawberry love]

I have an idea, but laziness...

I scribbled a few words and submitted!

 

[helenabear]

I hope we all get to read these (anonymously is great) because I'd love to see what everyone came up with

 

[fly]

This was going to be one of the later contests, but based on this thread, I thought it might be fun to start here.

Contest: Write a quick story involving at least two members of the forum here. The story should be 700 words or less (I don't like you enough to read your novel).

Possible topics:
- Where did @shamwow go and how did @strawberry love kill him
- @thintoast and @Maureen's sexcapades
- How @Coqui escaped the chains of @helenabear
- Member X and Member Y make a sex tape in space
- OR WHATEVER ELSE YOU CAN COME UP WITH

All submissions should be sent to [email protected]. Do not post them in the thread. Again, do not post your submission in the thread.

Contest closes on Thursday 11/12 at 12:00PM ET.

If there is a clear winner, I'll be picking it. If its close, I'll post the candidates without names and ask that you vote.

Get your submission in by today at high noon

 

[Duke]

Get your submission in by today at high noon

but what if I'm not high at noon?

 

[Duke]

boom. submitted.

 

[Amstel]

Last night, at one point, I had my nose mere inches away from a flawless ass in yoga pants. The view was stunning.

The end.














Please give the fire to someone in more need. Certainly there's a WOB customer that, while saturated in craft beer, is near homeless and needs something to access free wifi.

My good deeds are done here.

 

[fly]

They're closing our WOB for two weeks for renos. No idea what the fuck we're going to do.