[Contest] UF Xmas Giveaway, Week 1

[fly]

too bad the nev is kia
He woulda killed at this

omfg that would have been epic. Im sure it would have been something to greatly upset theac...

 

[thintoast]

Story Submitted

I suck at creative writing.

 

[Duke]

I'm back from Vegas. Story submitting soon.

 

[Coqui]

I have an idea, but I'm trying to figure out a good way to implement it.

 

[Duke]

I have an idea, but I'm trying to figure out a good way to implement it.

I suggest a word processing program.

 

[Coqui]

I suggest a word processing program.

Doesn't have the wingdings I require.

 

[Petunia]

I have an idea, but I'm trying to figure out a good way to implement it.

Same with me.
I jussssst don't know.

Ugh @fly really gave us a hard one.
He's making us work for this tablet thingy

 

[Coqui]

Same with me.
I jussssst don't know.

Ugh @fly really gave us a hard one.
He's making us work for this tablet thingy

The story isn't the issue, it's the words and how to make it entertaining.

 

[thintoast]

The story isn't the issue, it's the words and how to make it entertaining.

I used a lot of fun words to really paint an accurate picture, but I don't think it's all that entertaining. Also I hate writing so it turned out to be a super short story.

It starts out...

Once upon a time, a chicken found a dime.

 

[fly]

I used a lot of fun words to really paint an accurate picture, but I don't think it's all that entertaining. Also I hate writing so it turned out to be a super short story.

It starts out...

Once upon a time, a chicken found a dime.

If you would have said a nickel, I would have thought it was story about you and @Maureen. She's waaaay too old to be a dime.

 

[tre]

If you would have said a nickel, I would have thought it was story about you and @Maureen. She's waaaay too old to be a dime.

it's a canadian dime, story checks out

 

[Petunia]

If you would have said a nickel, I would have thought it was story about you and @Maureen. She's waaaay too old to be a dime.

 

[thintoast]

If you would have said a nickel, I would have thought it was story about you and @Maureen. She's waaaay too old to be a dime.

She's more an oxidized penny... green.

 

[Duke]

If you would have said a nickel, I would have thought it was story about you and @Maureen. She's waaaay too old to be a dime.

except when you call a women a 'dime' it's because she's 10.

 

[thintoast]

TIL, Duke gets jokes.

 

[APRIL]

 

[Mikeawesome]

you guys know they're selling these stories right

 

[Coqui]

TIL @[you][/you] states the obvious

 

[thintoast]

TIL @[you][/you] states the obvious

I am the captain.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

TIL @[you][/you] states the obvious

If you try to make it look like a mention, you need to underline it and change the color.