Petunia
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I know ugh... That's all I had tho... #BadMomThat's all? Don't you love him even just a little?
I know ugh... That's all I had tho... #BadMomThat's all? Don't you love him even just a little?
I just hope you're saving for his therapist bills. They are gonna be huge.I know ugh... That's all I had tho... #BadMom
I'll just buy him a therapist.I just hope you're saving for his therapist bills. They are gonna be huge.
Just make sure to buy him a Jewish guy first, so he can afford to keep the therapist.I'll just buy him a therapist.
Or I'll buy one of your kids to make him feel good about himself 24/7
Uh my kids are white, you couldn't afford them. I recommend looking into coquis kid.I'll just buy him a therapist.
Or I'll buy one of your kids to make him feel good about himself 24/7
Uh my kids are white, you couldn't afford them. I recommend looking into coquis kid.
I meant to make him feel good 24/7. You need a degree for that?Actually pale white kids in the therapy profession are a dime a dozen.
Coquis kid would be a rare gemm, like a unicorn! That lil guy will be mad expensive. A LATINO with a degree?? Whaaaaat???
I meant to make him feel good 24/7. You need a degree for that?
married kiwi, best kiwiUh my kids are white, you couldn't afford them. I recommend looking into coquis kid.
Poverty birthdaaaaaay!
Kiko's is costing me $6gs
Happy 8th BDAY lil King
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!I can't remember the last time a kid's birthday party cost more than $100 (not all inclusive of presents, but including cake, snacks, invitations, whatevs).
I clearly hate my children.
The cheapskatery of my fellow Z car owners is rubbing off on me, clearly.WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!
I just want the kids to be the suppliers, not the users.pffft, if you didnt live in methtown, you wouldnt need a private high school
I think your funny "chip" is malfunctioningis that the fee your handler charges for bringing a child on your drug smuggling trips?
I would think they might grant a discount or something, as traveling with a child would improve your credibility or something.
A successful party with all the trimmings runs about $500 including venue cake invites loot bags and everything in betweenI can't remember the last time a kid's birthday party cost more than $100 (not all inclusive of presents, but including cake, snacks, invitations, whatevs).
I clearly hate my children.
Well, I don't do loot bags, and venue has been my house (and once at a local ice cream shop, which charged $30). I guess I could divide my mortgage and utilities by 30 to get the cost of the venue for the day, but even then I don't think I'd have broken the $100 barrier.A successful party with all the trimmings runs about $500 including venue cake invites loot bags and everything in between
Last year I spent 600+ went away for the Nite to Great Wild Lodge with a friend
Year before 800+ mazing superhero themed party with tons of kids, 2 cakes and some of the food was catered
This year 6,000 + a 5star all inclusive resort which im flying in my family.. It's a 7day stay and its 100% worth it. Annnnnd it's my moms 60th BDAY the day after Kiko's so it's a win win for us all.
My first year separated from his dad and Kiko and I were on our own we went to the movies and I took him out for pizza after. Spent like $50usWell, I don't do loot bags, and venue has been my house (and once at a local ice cream shop, which charged $30). I guess I could divide my mortgage and utilities by 30 to get the cost of the venue for the day, but even then I don't think I'd have broken the $100 barrier.
Whatever works for you, though.