Hawt Deja vu? Deja VALVE! Happy Birthday Mister 1138!

Maureen said:
Actually pale white kids in the therapy profession are a dime a dozen.
Coquis kid would be a rare gemm, like a unicorn! That lil guy will be mad expensive. A LATINO with a degree?? Whaaaaat???
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I meant to make him feel good 24/7. You need a degree for that?
 
kiwi said:
I meant to make him feel good 24/7. You need a degree for that?
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White kids are genetically predisposed to always be happy Cuz they will have perfect lives and stellar jobs and awesome futures, so in turn your offspring (being white) are a dime a dozen.

The other shades will only have a 50% chance of being happy like white kids

Therefore Coquis kid who is well on the path to a happy life (altho he has the "other shade" ) would be the rare gem and would cost 5x what a pale white kid would cost to make me Kiko happy
 
Maureen said:
Poverty birthdaaaaaay!

Kiko's is costing me $6gs
Happy 8th BDAY lil King
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is that the fee your handler charges for bringing a child on your drug smuggling trips?

I would think they might grant a discount or something, as traveling with a child would improve your credibility or something.
 
fly said:
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!
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The cheapskatery of my fellow Z car owners is rubbing off on me, clearly.

Also, saving for private high school is not inexpensive, nor is it easy being the sole income in a family of 4.

Finally, Jason needs braces (not even a joke).
 
Jehannum said:
I can't remember the last time a kid's birthday party cost more than $100 (not all inclusive of presents, but including cake, snacks, invitations, whatevs).

I clearly hate my children.
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A successful party with all the trimmings runs about $500 including venue cake invites loot bags and everything in between
Last year I spent 600+ went away for the Nite to Great Wild Lodge with a friend
Year before 800+ mazing superhero themed party with tons of kids, 2 cakes and some of the food was catered
This year 6,000 + a 5star all inclusive resort which im flying in my family.. It's a 7day stay and its 100% worth it. Annnnnd it's my moms 60th BDAY the day after Kiko's so it's a win win for us all.
 
Maureen said:
A successful party with all the trimmings runs about $500 including venue cake invites loot bags and everything in between
Last year I spent 600+ went away for the Nite to Great Wild Lodge with a friend
Year before 800+ mazing superhero themed party with tons of kids, 2 cakes and some of the food was catered
This year 6,000 + a 5star all inclusive resort which im flying in my family.. It's a 7day stay and its 100% worth it. Annnnnd it's my moms 60th BDAY the day after Kiko's so it's a win win for us all.
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Well, I don't do loot bags, and venue has been my house (and once at a local ice cream shop, which charged $30). I guess I could divide my mortgage and utilities by 30 to get the cost of the venue for the day, but even then I don't think I'd have broken the $100 barrier.

Whatever works for you, though.
 
Jehannum said:
Well, I don't do loot bags, and venue has been my house (and once at a local ice cream shop, which charged $30). I guess I could divide my mortgage and utilities by 30 to get the cost of the venue for the day, but even then I don't think I'd have broken the $100 barrier.

Whatever works for you, though.
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My first year separated from his dad and Kiko and I were on our own we went to the movies and I took him out for pizza after. Spent like $50us
It's still my fave birthday memory ...
 
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