FYI April is a butt that poops on things for days - Im already sans pants

[APRIL]

I smell bullshit. You're visiting your parents to tell them you're getting married.

They already know... Zac asked dad in July.

 

[JAXvillain]

Holly Bohn

 

[Peppers]

Even better! I'm four hours away going to a women's symposium and networking event. Yay ugh.

And you'll be the only guy there?? You're gonna get all da bitches!

 

[Duke]

They already know... Zac asked dad in July.

I'd bust a nut in Naomi's butt.

 

[thintoast]

wait, you're a woman?

She's running the security detail.

 

[thintoast]

Gila's the only one out of those four that I wouldn't disappoint.

 

[JAXvillain]

Naomi, Virginia, Holly, Gila

 

[APRIL]

Here are the others that are speaking.

 

[thintoast]

Victoria - Yes
Michelle - Yes
Robin - ... idk. Maybe.
Linda - ehh... I probably would, but I wouldn't brag to anyone about it.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

@fly
No clue why, but there are at least as many middle schoolers as there are college students at the Marshall Center
Looks like your day got planned

 

[Petunia]

It's actually a well done event. I was a bit sluggish about it because it screams feminism, but it's been fun and laid back. The goodie bag is awesome!

Eeeeewww I can't even look at you right now

 

[JAXvillain]

Michelle, Victoria, Robin, Linda.

 

[DJBrenton]

Fly wanted to date a schoolgirl again so he sent Ape back to school.

 

[fly]

Fly wanted to date a schoolgirl again so he sent Ape back to school.

What choice do I have? I'm about to be stuck with her...

 

[DJBrenton]

What choice do I have? I'm about to be stuck with her...

You'll just have to have children then wait till they have sleepovers.

 

[Domon]

since when does that prevent you from taking on 2nd, and a 3rd. You have space in your basement, dont you?

WAAAAAIT. Florida doesnt have basements. You are limited. Only so many closets in your house, and you need some of them to be actual closets.

 

[fly]

You'll just have to have children then wait till they have sleepovers.

If I have children, why do I need to wait for sleepovers?

 

[fly]

since when does that prevent you from taking on 2nd, and a 3rd. You have space in your basement, dont you?

WAAAAAIT. Florida doesnt have basements. You are limited. Only so many closets in your house, and you need some of them to be actual closets.

Domonbot just realized that no basements means he can never live in Florida

 

[DJBrenton]

If I have children, why do I need to wait for sleepovers?

More kids to choose from at a sleepover. It's like a buffet.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Domonbot just realized that no basements means he can never live in Florida

He wouldn't last anyways. Rust is a bitch.


Speaking of, I need to find some more of that PPG DX520 stuff, or something similar.